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Title: The Gift Boy (like gift horse, except with a cock in his mouth)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17 (is there a rating higher than this?)
Warnings: Underage, age disparity of fifteen or more years, dub-con, dirty talk, shamelessness, language, canon-AU and generally, a ridiculous amount of porn. I have no excuse for this. I'm sorry.
Word Count: 7,600
Summary: King Arthur is presented with a gift that will tempt him far beyond anything he has ever experienced before. (Or the one where Merlin's a boy Druid, shamelessly wants Arthur's cock and Arthur just sort of freaks out all over the place. Also, there are orgasms.)
Author's Notes: So, there really isn't any excuse for this lengthy porn with little to no plot or redeemable characterization. I'm truly, seriously, sorry but ya know, what am I supposed to do with it? This originally started as entry for [livejournal.com profile] summerpornathon but after I wrote the first draft, it was 5K. I gave up on trying to cut it down to 750 words and have just now gotten around to finishing it and cleaning it up. [livejournal.com profile] lemniciate offered to beta for me because she loves me even though I'm weird. Any remaining mistakes are my own.

porn makes the emo go away, right? )

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Merlin!kitty thanks you for your time.
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Title: Insubordination
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Dirty talk, angst, language, violence, frottage and some magic-sex. (unbeta'd.)
Word count:1, 640
Summary: MAGICAL REVEAL PORN.
Author's Note: [livejournal.com profile] blameitonmerlin is feeling sick. You know what cures a lot of illnesses? PORN. So she asked for wall slamming and I brought it. Since her journal is flocked, I post this all for your viewing pleasure. FANDOM, I WRITE INSUBORDINATION SEX FOR YOU.

COMMENT PORN SAVES BABIES. )'

♥ ♥ ♥


Oh fandom, the things you make me do. I fucking love you bitches.
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Title: Boyfriend
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bradley/Colin
Warnings: Dirty talk, beard!abuse, rimming (and all sorts of other naughty things), FLUFF and thinly veiled plot as a means to FILTHY FUCKING PORN.
Word count: 3,772
Summary: It's beard porn kids. I'm not sure what else to say.
Author's Note: [livejournal.com profile] eloquent_toast draws amazing porn. I know. So, as a reward for drawing amazing porn I wrote her beard!porn. I hate Bradley's beard, so I got rid of it... with the power of Colin's dick. Obviously

A big thank you to [livejournal.com profile] dreamdustmama for betaing.

BEARD PORN )

THANK YOU ALL FOR READING THIS GRATUITOUS PORN. PLEASE STROKE MY EGO BY LEAVING ME COMMENTS.
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Title: Give and Take
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Pairing: Katie McGrath, Colin/Bradley
Rating: R for language I guess.
Warnings: Fluff, so much fluff that your eyes might melt of it. Un-beta'd
Word Count: 1,031
Summary: Katie McGrath is hot and loves to torture Bradley James. Obviously.
Disclaimer: This is lies, obviously.
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] auctorial helped me beta my [livejournal.com profile] paperlegends's fic and she gave me the prompt of Katie McGrath being hot for her thank-you fic. This is my ode to the power of Katie McGrath.

BOOBS OF DOOM )
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Title: Method Acting (yeah, i call it living)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Pairing: Bradley/Colin
Rating: R for language I guess.
Warnings: FLUFF. OMG THE FLUFF with a side-dish of angsty!Colin, who pines. Not beta'd so just deal with my commas. DEAL WITH THEM.
Word Count: 1,900ish
Summary: Colin angsts, Bradley is confused and there is making out in the rain.
Disclaimer: This is lies, obviously.
A/N: This is a gift for [livejournal.com profile] sillyshy, who not only is one hot mother fucker but an amazing writer and artist. She drew for my [livejournal.com profile] paperlegends fic Missed Connections (Glory, Glory, Holelelujah). She was also the most amazing friend during all my spastic moments. Darling, I hope you enjoy this. The prompt was: making out in the rain.

For Lou! )

Remember to head over to her art post, found right here and lavish it with the attention it deserves.

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