tourdefierce: (TEXT: Dino Molestation)
Title: Long As You Got Me (You Won't Need Nobody)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Word Count: 4,938
Summary: Merlin can have whatever he likes and Arthur puts his big boy in their lives.
Content Warnings: Consensual watersports including marking (peeing on your partner) and wetting (peeing inside your partner), non-consensual bed wetting, sex, dirty talk, unprotected sex, feelings and language. (Please let me know if I've missed anything.)
Disclaimer: Clearly, I don’t own anybody or anything.
Author’s Notes: Um, so at some point two crazy things happened here: 1. I wrote watersports porn. 2. I borrowed the title/summary from a thug rapper named T.I. (YOU GUYS IT'S FINALS AND I'M PROCRASTINATING BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I'MMA GONNA POP BOTTLES ALL NIGHT. You thought I was going to say HAVING LATE NIGHT SEX SO WET AND SO TIGHT, but I resisted.) Anyway, [livejournal.com profile] eloquent_toast did the beta of this because I couldn't wait and I knew that she wouldn't be squicked by this. All remaining mistakes are mine.

Yeah, I want'cho body, need yo body )
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Title: Frankie Says (Get Your Shit Together, You Emotionally Constipated Jackass)
Rating: NC-17
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Word Count: 4,000
Warnings: Cursing, Sex, Violence, Fluff, Crack/Humor, Extreme stereotyping and Ariadne being awesome at all things.
Summary: Eames learns that Arthur knows how to say Slurpee in French... among other things.
Author's Notes: This fic was written for [livejournal.com profile] i_reversebang and I had a lovely artists, [livejournal.com profile] katy_romance, who requested French!Arthur. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sabriel75 and [livejournal.com profile] samsamtastic for all their betaing and encouragement. Also, [livejournal.com profile] roflolmaomg doesn't suck at helpin' a sister out.

As a disclaimer goes, I'm an American and know nothing about anything but Slurpees and Ellen Page's nipples. All jest about nations is made without malicious intensions.

Click here for NWS art and please leave her some feedback on her lovely, really fantastic art. ♥


bulldogs, slurpees and sex: do the body good. )
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Title: Oh, What Big Hands You Have!
Pairing: Esca/Marcus
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,500
Warning: Hipster!AU, light spanking, really rough sex, drug use, intoxication, language, sex and LGBTQ language and culture. (If f*gg*t is a trigger for you, it's used in this fic but not as a derogatory term. ♥)
Summary: Esca is a fucking hipster, he owns this fucking town and he's looking to get fucked and wear a cardigan. Holla.
Author's Notes: Um. I AM NOT IN EAGLE FANDOM. This is for my flist, which is full of amazing people who love The Eagle, bb!Bell and Channing's hands. I GIVE THIS TO YOU. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lolafeist for the quick-fire beta of this ridiculous excuse for porn.

ENJOY BITCHES.

HIPSTER ESCA IS A FUCKING HIPSTER )

YOU ARE ALL FILTHY ENABLERS AND I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO MOLEST YOU ALL.
tourdefierce: (MERLIN: HistoryBooks)
Title: King of Hearts
Rating: PG-13 (Or R if you are sensitive to language)
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Angst heavy, language, destiny-fuckery, not beta'd
Word count: 700ish.
Author's Note: I'm writing this instead of death!fic. I know. I'm feeling shitty, the weather is gloomy, and I have a test tomorrow. Humor me.

Follow the angst!whore )

Rawr. My inner lesbian rage is surfacing and I want it to go away. I'm getting a little sick. I'm missing things that are missing and it's raining.

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