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Title: Long As You Got Me (You Won't Need Nobody)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Word Count: 4,938
Summary: Merlin can have whatever he likes and Arthur puts his big boy in their lives.
Content Warnings: Consensual watersports including marking (peeing on your partner) and wetting (peeing inside your partner), non-consensual bed wetting, sex, dirty talk, unprotected sex, feelings and language. (Please let me know if I've missed anything.)
Disclaimer: Clearly, I don’t own anybody or anything.
Author’s Notes: Um, so at some point two crazy things happened here: 1. I wrote watersports porn. 2. I borrowed the title/summary from a thug rapper named T.I. (YOU GUYS IT'S FINALS AND I'M PROCRASTINATING BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I'MMA GONNA POP BOTTLES ALL NIGHT. You thought I was going to say HAVING LATE NIGHT SEX SO WET AND SO TIGHT, but I resisted.) Anyway, [ profile] eloquent_toast did the beta of this because I couldn't wait and I knew that she wouldn't be squicked by this. All remaining mistakes are mine.

Yeah, I want'cho body, need yo body )
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Title: Hunger For You
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Word Count: 4,761
Summary: This is a story about boys who love each other, who also love their dicks and what comes out of them. (I wanted to say ‘lovejuice’ but I refrained. Aren’t you glad?)
Content Warnings: Extreme comeplay, fantasized enema!kink, fantasized MPREG!kink, objection insertion, slight traces of a lactation!kink, fluff, dirty talk, language and it’s also a Modern!AU. (Um, I think that’s about it but please let me know if anything snuck up on you because I want to make you all very happy and sometimes surprises aren’t always happy-making.)
Disclaimer: Clearly, I don’t own anybody or anything. Except probably the come. Can I own the come?
Author’s Notes: So, my writing!fu has been strangely absent as of late and then... this happened? A huge and overwhelming thanks to [ profile] marguerite_26 and [ profile] leashy_bebes for taking the time to beta this for me, catch all my stray punctuation errors and other messiness. (Because I am the definition of a hot mess and any remaining mistakes are my own.) This was inspired by [ profile] cherrybina's Inception Kink Fest 2.0: All the Kinks, None of the Shame. I think, at some point, all fandom porn might originate, in some shape, from her part of fandom. ♥ I hope you enjoy it.

Read more... )
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Title: Every Morning (With You)
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dub-con because of the somnophilia, humiliation (a bit from Merlin's POV), language, mention of public sex/group sex (referenced in the past), Modern!American!AU, unprotected sex in a monogamous relationship, and extreme fluff.
Word Count: 2,780
Summary: Set sometime after You Are Something (I'm Good At), where it's mostly just mindless fluff and sex because Merlin loves waking up next to Arthur.
Author's Notes: This is all the fault of [ profile] samsamtastic, if she wasn't so perfect for me then maybe I could stop writing her fluffy!fic. A large thanks to [ profile] maybelater__, for being a fabulous beta. Any remaining mistakes are my own. Originally, 750 words of this was used for [ profile] summerpornathon.

Every Morning (With You) )

It's me (left) and Sam (right).
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Title: The Gift Boy (like gift horse, except with a cock in his mouth)
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17 (is there a rating higher than this?)
Warnings: Underage, age disparity of fifteen or more years, dub-con, dirty talk, shamelessness, language, canon-AU and generally, a ridiculous amount of porn. I have no excuse for this. I'm sorry.
Word Count: 7,600
Summary: King Arthur is presented with a gift that will tempt him far beyond anything he has ever experienced before. (Or the one where Merlin's a boy Druid, shamelessly wants Arthur's cock and Arthur just sort of freaks out all over the place. Also, there are orgasms.)
Author's Notes: So, there really isn't any excuse for this lengthy porn with little to no plot or redeemable characterization. I'm truly, seriously, sorry but ya know, what am I supposed to do with it? This originally started as entry for [ profile] summerpornathon but after I wrote the first draft, it was 5K. I gave up on trying to cut it down to 750 words and have just now gotten around to finishing it and cleaning it up. [ profile] lemniciate offered to beta for me because she loves me even though I'm weird. Any remaining mistakes are my own.

porn makes the emo go away, right? )

Merlin!kitty thanks you for your time.
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Title: With The Words That Rapture Left
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Word Count: 25,400
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In the aftermath of war, Camelot must rebuild and find a path to the future. Merlin struggles with his place in the new reign of King Arthur, both in regards to his magic and his heart. With a little help from his friends, Merlin will find his destiny and help unite all the people of Albion along the way.
Pairings: Arthur/Merlin
Warnings: Brief depictions of violence/war, future!fic, kid!fic, fluff, man!pain, and generally, Gwaine being awesome.
Kinks Felching, comeplay, slight foot fetish (only in epilogue porn), fingerblasting, unprotected sex, and a lot of feelings during/after/before/all the time in regards to sexytimes. (Please PM me if I missed any.)
Author’s Notes: This fic is for [ profile] tracy7307 for my [ profile] helpthesouth that she won. [ profile] tracy7303: I hope you like this. If you don’t then I will write you something else. Many, many thanks to [ profile] leashy_bebes for the beta help. My commas and my typos would consume me if it wasn’t for her, which is why if you find any of those mistakes, they're my own. [ profile] marguerite_26 was a lovely, lovely help with content and plot, which for the record was very hard for me and this fic wouldn’t have gotten off my desktop. Thank you to [ profile] lolafeist who reassured me that my porn wasn’t going to kill anyone and who I obtained permission to write the foot!porn scene because it was inspired by our brainchild comments. ♥ To everyone who helped me with this fic, I thank you. This was extremely difficult for me to write and I appreciate all the time you all put into this. ♥

To everyone else, I really hope you enjoy it.

Naturally, because I’m me, this story has a mini-soundtrack. It’s just two tracks off Emmy the Great’s new album: Dinosaur Sex and Paper Forests (the afterglow of rapture). You can download those: right here.

(part one.) (part two.)(part three.) (epilogue (porn).)

ETA: If anyone has a way to make pdfs for e-readers or whateves, I'd be really chuffed if someone would hook me up until I get (I'm on the waitlist) and then organize an AO3 account. ♥

You can now read the entire thing at A03 and do all the nifty things that AO3 offers, like download it in multiple forms.

(Now, I'm going to be super anal and have to upload all my fic there. SO MUCH ANGST. Why am I so crazy?)
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Title: My Roots Are Grown (And I Don't Know Where They Are)
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Pairing: Bradley/Colin, established relationship
Summary: Some super filthy porn. Like, okay, I don't even fucking know okay? Just, the boys really love each other and Bradley has needs and Colin just wants to give those to him not matter what, alright?
Word Count: 1,673 (I CAN DO SHORT FIC. DAMMIT.)
Warnings: UNBETA'D, language, unprotected sex in a monogamous relationship, rough sex, crying during sex, choking on cock, finger, comeplay, some twisted sort of somnophilia and maybe some mild D/s? Maybe? I dunno. JUST. IT'S PORN AND IT HAPPENS AND FUCK, YOU GUYS, IT'S NAUGHTY.
Notes: So, apparently, it's international porn day? I don't know. All I know is that [ profile] slowdead was like, WRITE PORN and so I thought about how I was supposed to be writing other things but how it was stressing me out because plot is hard and then I thought about how my flist isn't having the best of days (I'm looking at you [ profile] leashy_bebes). So, I can't do anything from here but write porn to make it better. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST READ SOME FLUFFY, BLOW JOB PORN AND GET AWAY FROM ME.

For you, flist. Eat your heart out.

I hope this brightens your day )

Yeah. That happened.
Forgive me?
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Title: The Edge of Glory
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Pairing: Colin/Bradley (Merlin RPF)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slight D/s, bondage, slight breath play, unprotected sex in a monogamous relationship, talk of bloodplay and fisting, intense fluff, bottom!Bradley, language and a brief mention of sex toys. This fic fully lives out its warnings. You have been warned. (God. If I missed any warnings, PLEASE PM ME.)
Word Count: 7,000 (embarrassing)
Summary: Colin is inspired by the red cape Bradley wears as King Arthur.
Author’s Note: Um, once again, this is all [ profile] eloquent_toast’s fault. It was her birthday this past week and so, because she’s so lovely, I wrote filthy porn. It’s obscenely long and ridiculous and I’m a little embarrassed. Many thanks to [ profile] vesperdivum and [ profile] lemniciate for the beta work, because this fic needed it. All remaining mistakes are mine. The title was shamelessly stolen from Lady Gaga and I’ve been listening to the live, piano only version of this song on repeat for days (I would link you, but youtube has taken it down). ♥ I do hope that you all enjoy this massive porny ficlet.

The cape this entire fic is based on this photo from S4. (I don't think it's spoilery. It's just Arthur in a cape, being a royal BAMF but click at your own risk.)

cape!porn is always the answer. )

♥ ♥ ♥

Happy Saturday.
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Title: It Ain't Me Babe (Nah), It Ain't Me You're Looking For (Babe)
Rating: NC-17
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Word Count: 15,785
Warnings: Language, violence, crack/humor, hurt/comfort, dirty talk, all things Kono, the word pineapple being used aggressively, general late-in-life gaylet!angst, blatant disregard for pretty much everything except manly-lesbian-rage and porn.
Pairings: Danny/Steve with a smattering of Kono/Ben, Ben/Steve, Danny/OCs, Steve/OCs and Kono/The World. (SIDE NOTE: Don't you all think Kono and Santana from Glee should fuck and then possible get cats together?)
Summary:: A story in which Danny makes lists and can't find his heterosexuality underneath all his homogay, Steve has a lot of faces, Kono is perfect in every way and Chin continues to keep Hawaii safe from the Five-O's general disfunction—Or, a story about Kono being awesome and how she likes her men with hearts in their eyes for each other.
Author's Notes: Mostly, this is [ profile] hermette's fault for ever getting me into this fandom. But [ profile] leashy_bebes has been nothing but an enabler, as she beta'd this fic, and made it everything it is now. Thanks to [ profile] hermette and [ profile] slowdead for their encouragement. All remaining mistakes are my own damn fault. Title from the Bob Dylan version of the song. This is my first fic in this fandom, but so far it looks like it's a lot like my other fandoms: porn and feelings. I HOPE I'M NOT A DISAPPOINTMENT.

(part one)(part two)

Let's make out.
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Title: With Love From Camelot
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,354
Warning: Future!fic, cursing, dirty talk, general debauchery, crack, some level of fluff and most certainly boys in love.
Summary: Coronation!fic: wherein Arthur misses Merlin's bum, Merlin feels like destiny is screwing with him and James, Arthur's new manservant, gets an eyeful of the crown jewels. ♥ (Or, why no one in Camelot goes to a whorehouse because all they have to do is go to court instead--except Gwaine, but he likes the architecture and it reminds him of his mum.)
Author's Notes: This is for [ profile] lolafeist. I hope you had a lovely birthday, my dear. You deserve it. ♥ She asked for pretty much everything this fic is NOT. HA! I'm sorry. But I went with drunken!sex and just... ran with it. Forgive me? [ profile] marguerite_26 and [ profile] vesperdivum were my lovely betas. I can't thank them enough.

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Title: Rivers 'til I Reach You
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5K
Warning: D/s, spanking, violence, depictions of war, felching, rough sex, and language.
Summary: Sometimes Merlin gets lost and he needs to be guided back home.
Author's Notes: This is for [ profile] lolafeist. She is always writing me things and I am forever grateful for her words. On top of that, she's just a fucking lovely person and I love that I share fandom space with her. ♥ I had a lot of help with this fic. I've never written anything like this before and elicited help from [ profile] marguerite_26, [ profile] samsamtastic, [ profile] sabriel75 and [ profile] vesperdivum: if it wasn't for their patience, their comma expertise, their encouragement and their talent, this fic would be nothing. I can't thank you all enough. The title is from The Head and The Heart's song, Rivers and Roads.

I hope you all like it.

Rivers 'til I Reach You )
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Title: Sploogetastic (What, What: In The Butt)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Unprotected sex, crack, rough sex, language, filthyfilthyfilth and ♥
Word Count: 5,565
Summary: This is a story wherein Arthur is a bastard, Eames is in love, Ariadne is taking over the world with her vocabulary and Yusuf is the only one with any dignity left to lose. This is a love story.
Author's Notes: Fuck you LJ. This was originally posted for [ profile] cherrybina's Inception Kink Fest. Many thanks to [ profile] sabriel75 for betaing this for me. I would apologize but Ariadne says, "BITCHES DON'T APOLOGIZE. WE JUST REPRESENT." Holla.

barebacking, yo )

This post has prompted me to give Ariadne her own tags because my love for her is greater than anything. None of you will ever be able to compare to Ariadne. Her nipples will eventually take over the world. I'll put in a good word for you all, but there is no promises and she takes no prisoners. [ profile] ravyn_ashling will probably be awarded a small island for her proper worship of Ariadne. You should be so lucky.

This fic was brought to you, in part, by inner lesbian rage, Ellen Page's cardigans superiority and not wearing pants.
If you are all wondering if I just named a fic Sploogetastic (What, What: In The Butt), just know that this is reality.

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Title: Teenage Dream
Recipient: [ profile] onelittlesleep
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Arthur/Merlin. Side pairings include: Lance/Gwen, Leon/Morgana, Gwaine/The World, Morgause/Morgana and Morgause/Freya. You guys, I don't even know.
Word Count: 12,785ish.
Warnings: Awkwardness, mild dirty talk, intoxication and suggestion of drug use (of the underage and sexy variety), marathon boy-sex, drastic cuteness, happily-ever-afters, mentions of STIs, sex and offensive language.
Summary: "Let you put your hands on me in my skin-tight jeans, be your teenage dream tonight."- Katy Perry
Author's Notes: I took the following prompts as a guide: first-time, lots of making out, no sad endings/no super!fluff, GWAINE, LANCELOT, humping like RABBITS, Arthur!Pining, sex in public places (like cars), frottage, rough sex, filthy makeouts, shower sex, ridiculously horny boys, turned on to the point of near oblivion/sobbing... I do hope that you enjoy your gift and everyone else gets something out of it at as well. ♥ Many thanks to my two betas, [ profile] sabriel75 and [ profile] roflolmaomg. They are both beautiful people and suffer through my drastic comma abuse. I am, as always, forever in their debts.
Disclaimer: The characters depicted herein belong to Shine and BBC. I make no profit from this endeavor.

This was originally posted for [ profile] hs_merlin. TEENAGERS DO SOMETHING TO ME. As do [ profile] ella_bane and [ profile] dreamdustmama, who are both lovely mods and I want to take advantage of them in dark corners. OBVI. Someday, I will learn the art of anon. TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY. If you were surprised that this was me, then you're flattering me. Also, once upon a time, I wrote short fic. THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. Thanks for reading guys, you are all beautiful people and I want to put your face in my between my breasts. That is all.

(Part One) (Part Two)


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