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Title: The Gift Boy (like gift horse, except with a cock in his mouth)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17 (is there a rating higher than this?)
Warnings: Underage, age disparity of fifteen or more years, dub-con, dirty talk, shamelessness, language, canon-AU and generally, a ridiculous amount of porn. I have no excuse for this. I'm sorry.
Word Count: 7,600
Summary: King Arthur is presented with a gift that will tempt him far beyond anything he has ever experienced before. (Or the one where Merlin's a boy Druid, shamelessly wants Arthur's cock and Arthur just sort of freaks out all over the place. Also, there are orgasms.)
Author's Notes: So, there really isn't any excuse for this lengthy porn with little to no plot or redeemable characterization. I'm truly, seriously, sorry but ya know, what am I supposed to do with it? This originally started as entry for [livejournal.com profile] summerpornathon but after I wrote the first draft, it was 5K. I gave up on trying to cut it down to 750 words and have just now gotten around to finishing it and cleaning it up. [livejournal.com profile] lemniciate offered to beta for me because she loves me even though I'm weird. Any remaining mistakes are my own.

porn makes the emo go away, right? )

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Merlin!kitty thanks you for your time.
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Title: You Are Something (I'm Good At)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Rating: Rish
Warnings: Extreme fluff, so many feelings, domesticness, language, sexy times (although it's rather muted)
Word Count: 6K
Summary: Modern (American) AU: Arthur's fairly sure he's in love with Merlin (who has a no underwear rule on the sofa), Morgana yells a lot (but it's because she loves a lot) and everyone gets a happy ending.
Author's Notes: A tremendous thank you to [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie who showed up on my flist this week and is already offering to beta my fic. She's pretty much amazing and lovely and I owe her tons of cupcakes for this fic. A big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] tracy7307, who helped calm my fear of posting fluff and caught all the typos that I put back into the fic while editing. The title is inspired by Tegan and Sara. As for the rest, you can blame [livejournal.com profile] samsamtastic for this because she's amazing and I love her a lot. She asked for "zebras & cupcakes" and I wrote this, magically (because we're meant to be together forever), this fic has a lot of her favorite things. Sam, I adore you and I hope you like this. Thank you for being one of the most amazing people I've ever met.

we'll get good at each other )
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Title: My Roots Are Grown (And I Don't Know Where They Are)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Pairing: Bradley/Colin, established relationship
Summary: Some super filthy porn. Like, okay, I don't even fucking know okay? Just, the boys really love each other and Bradley has needs and Colin just wants to give those to him not matter what, alright?
Word Count: 1,673 (I CAN DO SHORT FIC. DAMMIT.)
Warnings: UNBETA'D, language, unprotected sex in a monogamous relationship, rough sex, crying during sex, choking on cock, finger, comeplay, some twisted sort of somnophilia and maybe some mild D/s? Maybe? I dunno. JUST. IT'S PORN AND IT HAPPENS AND FUCK, YOU GUYS, IT'S NAUGHTY.
Notes: So, apparently, it's international porn day? I don't know. All I know is that [livejournal.com profile] slowdead was like, WRITE PORN and so I thought about how I was supposed to be writing other things but how it was stressing me out because plot is hard and then I thought about how my flist isn't having the best of days (I'm looking at you [livejournal.com profile] leashy_bebes). So, I can't do anything from here but write porn to make it better. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST READ SOME FLUFFY, BLOW JOB PORN AND GET AWAY FROM ME.

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For you, flist. Eat your heart out.


I hope this brightens your day )

Yeah. That happened.
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Forgive me?
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Title: Sadder Than You
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Rating: PG-13 (shush you.)
Warnings: Angst? Language? So much fluff that your heart might actually explode out of your body? Unbeta'd? Yes. All of those.
Summary: A future ficlet in which Merlin has a no good, very bad day and Arthur is there, because where else would he be?
Word count: 1200
Notes: [livejournal.com profile] leashy_bebes was having feelings and so was [livejournal.com profile] hermette. So I wrote fic because I was having feelings too and I always write fic when I can project my emotions onto the characters. Also, I wasn't wearing pants.

feelings. so many emo!wizard feelings )

God. That was so fluffy that the only thing it's missing is a kitten:
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Not anymore.
Feel better, flist.

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