AAAAAAAAAAAAH! I LOVED THIS SO HARD!!
*flails like a freak of nature*

Can I just say that the haunted stove that spiked the old lady's baking with marijuana had me lol'ing for like, five minutes.
This was perfect. Not too slutty (tho, that's never a problem), not too sappy, (again, not usually a problem), but you didn't kill me with angst. I ♥ you.
This was amazing and I'm so glad you came up with it and followed through to write it.
JOY JOY!