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Hello.

I will endeavor to keep this updated, at least with fic, so that people who prefer to read/comment/associate with Dreamwidth rather than LJ can do so. I'm not leaving LJ yet (as I fear change), however, I wanted to get my username all set up and respect those of you who have made the switch. ♥
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☂ I'm the same Tourdefierce here and at LJ.
☂ Fandoms are Star Trek RPS (Reboot), Merlin (RPS too), Inception, H50 and The Eagle.
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This is a master list of most of my fic.

If you are looking for Harry Potter fanfiction: This tag hp fanfiction has most of my HP fic but not all of it. I'm too lazy to organize it and not in fandom at all anymore. ♥


The list is sorted through main pairings. Please look at header for complete list of side pairings in the fic. If the story is above 11K, you can now read them at my ao3 account for your convenience.

Karl/Chris )

Kirk/Bones )

Chekov/Sulu )

Merlin/Arthur )

Bradley/Colin )

Eames/Arthur )

Esca/Marcus )

Danny/Steve )

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Title: Long As You Got Me (You Won't Need Nobody)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Word Count: 4,938
Summary: Merlin can have whatever he likes and Arthur puts his big boy in their lives.
Content Warnings: Consensual watersports including marking (peeing on your partner) and wetting (peeing inside your partner), non-consensual bed wetting, sex, dirty talk, unprotected sex, feelings and language. (Please let me know if I've missed anything.)
Disclaimer: Clearly, I don’t own anybody or anything.
Author’s Notes: Um, so at some point two crazy things happened here: 1. I wrote watersports porn. 2. I borrowed the title/summary from a thug rapper named T.I. (YOU GUYS IT'S FINALS AND I'M PROCRASTINATING BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I'MMA GONNA POP BOTTLES ALL NIGHT. You thought I was going to say HAVING LATE NIGHT SEX SO WET AND SO TIGHT, but I resisted.) Anyway, [livejournal.com profile] eloquent_toast did the beta of this because I couldn't wait and I knew that she wouldn't be squicked by this. All remaining mistakes are mine.

Yeah, I want'cho body, need yo body )
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Title: Hunger For You
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Word Count: 4,761
Summary: This is a story about boys who love each other, who also love their dicks and what comes out of them. (I wanted to say ‘lovejuice’ but I refrained. Aren’t you glad?)
Content Warnings: Extreme comeplay, fantasized enema!kink, fantasized MPREG!kink, objection insertion, slight traces of a lactation!kink, fluff, dirty talk, language and it’s also a Modern!AU. (Um, I think that’s about it but please let me know if anything snuck up on you because I want to make you all very happy and sometimes surprises aren’t always happy-making.)
Disclaimer: Clearly, I don’t own anybody or anything. Except probably the come. Can I own the come?
Author’s Notes: So, my writing!fu has been strangely absent as of late and then... this happened? A huge and overwhelming thanks to [livejournal.com profile] marguerite_26 and [livejournal.com profile] leashy_bebes for taking the time to beta this for me, catch all my stray punctuation errors and other messiness. (Because I am the definition of a hot mess and any remaining mistakes are my own.) This was inspired by [livejournal.com profile] cherrybina's Inception Kink Fest 2.0: All the Kinks, None of the Shame. I think, at some point, all fandom porn might originate, in some shape, from her part of fandom. ♥ I hope you enjoy it.


Read more... )
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Title: Every Morning (With You)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dub-con because of the somnophilia, humiliation (a bit from Merlin's POV), language, mention of public sex/group sex (referenced in the past), Modern!American!AU, unprotected sex in a monogamous relationship, and extreme fluff.
Word Count: 2,780
Summary: Set sometime after You Are Something (I'm Good At), where it's mostly just mindless fluff and sex because Merlin loves waking up next to Arthur.
Author's Notes: This is all the fault of [livejournal.com profile] samsamtastic, if she wasn't so perfect for me then maybe I could stop writing her fluffy!fic. A large thanks to [livejournal.com profile] maybelater__, for being a fabulous beta. Any remaining mistakes are my own. Originally, 750 words of this was used for [livejournal.com profile] summerpornathon.

Every Morning (With You) )

Look:
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It's me (left) and Sam (right).
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Title: The Gift Boy (like gift horse, except with a cock in his mouth)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17 (is there a rating higher than this?)
Warnings: Underage, age disparity of fifteen or more years, dub-con, dirty talk, shamelessness, language, canon-AU and generally, a ridiculous amount of porn. I have no excuse for this. I'm sorry.
Word Count: 7,600
Summary: King Arthur is presented with a gift that will tempt him far beyond anything he has ever experienced before. (Or the one where Merlin's a boy Druid, shamelessly wants Arthur's cock and Arthur just sort of freaks out all over the place. Also, there are orgasms.)
Author's Notes: So, there really isn't any excuse for this lengthy porn with little to no plot or redeemable characterization. I'm truly, seriously, sorry but ya know, what am I supposed to do with it? This originally started as entry for [livejournal.com profile] summerpornathon but after I wrote the first draft, it was 5K. I gave up on trying to cut it down to 750 words and have just now gotten around to finishing it and cleaning it up. [livejournal.com profile] lemniciate offered to beta for me because she loves me even though I'm weird. Any remaining mistakes are my own.

porn makes the emo go away, right? )

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Merlin!kitty thanks you for your time.
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Title: With The Words That Rapture Left
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Word Count: 25,400
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In the aftermath of war, Camelot must rebuild and find a path to the future. Merlin struggles with his place in the new reign of King Arthur, both in regards to his magic and his heart. With a little help from his friends, Merlin will find his destiny and help unite all the people of Albion along the way.
Pairings: Arthur/Merlin
Warnings: Brief depictions of violence/war, future!fic, kid!fic, fluff, man!pain, and generally, Gwaine being awesome.
Kinks Felching, comeplay, slight foot fetish (only in epilogue porn), fingerblasting, unprotected sex, and a lot of feelings during/after/before/all the time in regards to sexytimes. (Please PM me if I missed any.)
Author’s Notes: This fic is for [livejournal.com profile] tracy7307 for my [livejournal.com profile] helpthesouth that she won. [livejournal.com profile] tracy7303: I hope you like this. If you don’t then I will write you something else. Many, many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] leashy_bebes for the beta help. My commas and my typos would consume me if it wasn’t for her, which is why if you find any of those mistakes, they're my own. [livejournal.com profile] marguerite_26 was a lovely, lovely help with content and plot, which for the record was very hard for me and this fic wouldn’t have gotten off my desktop. Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] lolafeist who reassured me that my porn wasn’t going to kill anyone and who I obtained permission to write the foot!porn scene because it was inspired by our brainchild comments. ♥ To everyone who helped me with this fic, I thank you. This was extremely difficult for me to write and I appreciate all the time you all put into this. ♥

To everyone else, I really hope you enjoy it.

Naturally, because I’m me, this story has a mini-soundtrack. It’s just two tracks off Emmy the Great’s new album: Dinosaur Sex and Paper Forests (the afterglow of rapture). You can download those: right here.

(part one.) (part two.)(part three.) (epilogue (porn).)


ETA: If anyone has a way to make pdfs for e-readers or whateves, I'd be really chuffed if someone would hook me up until I get (I'm on the waitlist) and then organize an AO3 account. ♥

You can now read the entire thing at A03 and do all the nifty things that AO3 offers, like download it in multiple forms.

(Now, I'm going to be super anal and have to upload all my fic there. SO MUCH ANGST. Why am I so crazy?)
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Title: You Are Something (I'm Good At)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Rating: Rish
Warnings: Extreme fluff, so many feelings, domesticness, language, sexy times (although it's rather muted)
Word Count: 6K
Summary: Modern (American) AU: Arthur's fairly sure he's in love with Merlin (who has a no underwear rule on the sofa), Morgana yells a lot (but it's because she loves a lot) and everyone gets a happy ending.
Author's Notes: A tremendous thank you to [livejournal.com profile] agenttrojie who showed up on my flist this week and is already offering to beta my fic. She's pretty much amazing and lovely and I owe her tons of cupcakes for this fic. A big thanks to [livejournal.com profile] tracy7307, who helped calm my fear of posting fluff and caught all the typos that I put back into the fic while editing. The title is inspired by Tegan and Sara. As for the rest, you can blame [livejournal.com profile] samsamtastic for this because she's amazing and I love her a lot. She asked for "zebras & cupcakes" and I wrote this, magically (because we're meant to be together forever), this fic has a lot of her favorite things. Sam, I adore you and I hope you like this. Thank you for being one of the most amazing people I've ever met.

we'll get good at each other )
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I'm working on coding up my big rec-list and am now wanting, desperately to do this meme. SO WE SHALL. Because I'm done with PTHON and my betas have all my fic (lovely people that they are to put up with my grammar) and so there is nothing for me to do. I stole this from [livejournal.com profile] leashy_bebes.

FIC MEME:
Pick one of my stories and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future. Can be from any character POV (i.e anyone in the fic).


You can find my masterlist can be found right here.

♥ Play with me? ♥


♥ Heartbeats: a bit in the future.

♥ Picture Maker: Spain Road Trip.

♥ Picture Maker: Just before Merlin's second collection.

♥ Heartbeats: Prequel: first time.

♥ The Sexual Education of Bradley James: Morning Sex.

♥ Give and Take: When it's not okay.

♥ The One Where Gwaine Gets Cockblocked by Destiny: after. when he gets some.

♥ Shameless: after, when eames gets revenge.

♥ Breeches: after, where there's comeplay.

♥ Heartbeats: Prequel: first time.
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Title: My Roots Are Grown (And I Don't Know Where They Are)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Pairing: Bradley/Colin, established relationship
Summary: Some super filthy porn. Like, okay, I don't even fucking know okay? Just, the boys really love each other and Bradley has needs and Colin just wants to give those to him not matter what, alright?
Word Count: 1,673 (I CAN DO SHORT FIC. DAMMIT.)
Warnings: UNBETA'D, language, unprotected sex in a monogamous relationship, rough sex, crying during sex, choking on cock, finger, comeplay, some twisted sort of somnophilia and maybe some mild D/s? Maybe? I dunno. JUST. IT'S PORN AND IT HAPPENS AND FUCK, YOU GUYS, IT'S NAUGHTY.
Notes: So, apparently, it's international porn day? I don't know. All I know is that [livejournal.com profile] slowdead was like, WRITE PORN and so I thought about how I was supposed to be writing other things but how it was stressing me out because plot is hard and then I thought about how my flist isn't having the best of days (I'm looking at you [livejournal.com profile] leashy_bebes). So, I can't do anything from here but write porn to make it better. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST READ SOME FLUFFY, BLOW JOB PORN AND GET AWAY FROM ME.

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For you, flist. Eat your heart out.


I hope this brightens your day )

Yeah. That happened.
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Forgive me?
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Hello all!

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I have done a massive friends cut.


It's obviously nothing personal, but if we never talk or you never update or we're just in completely different fandoms now, I cut you. There might be some mistakes because I'm not perfect and the add/remove friends page is kind if ridiculous.

Anyway! If you can still see this post then you're still on my flist. If you can't, then I'm sure it was good to know you.

If you think this was a mistake or still want to be on my flist even though we don't talk or whatever, comment here.

Comments are screened.
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Title: The Edge of Glory
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Pairing: Colin/Bradley (Merlin RPF)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slight D/s, bondage, slight breath play, unprotected sex in a monogamous relationship, talk of bloodplay and fisting, intense fluff, bottom!Bradley, language and a brief mention of sex toys. This fic fully lives out its warnings. You have been warned. (God. If I missed any warnings, PLEASE PM ME.)
Word Count: 7,000 (embarrassing)
Summary: Colin is inspired by the red cape Bradley wears as King Arthur.
Author’s Note: Um, once again, this is all [livejournal.com profile] eloquent_toast’s fault. It was her birthday this past week and so, because she’s so lovely, I wrote filthy porn. It’s obscenely long and ridiculous and I’m a little embarrassed. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] vesperdivum and [livejournal.com profile] lemniciate for the beta work, because this fic needed it. All remaining mistakes are mine. The title was shamelessly stolen from Lady Gaga and I’ve been listening to the live, piano only version of this song on repeat for days (I would link you, but youtube has taken it down). ♥ I do hope that you all enjoy this massive porny ficlet.

The cape this entire fic is based on this photo from S4. (I don't think it's spoilery. It's just Arthur in a cape, being a royal BAMF but click at your own risk.)


cape!porn is always the answer. )

♥ ♥ ♥

Happy Saturday.
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Title: Sadder Than You
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Rating: PG-13 (shush you.)
Warnings: Angst? Language? So much fluff that your heart might actually explode out of your body? Unbeta'd? Yes. All of those.
Summary: A future ficlet in which Merlin has a no good, very bad day and Arthur is there, because where else would he be?
Word count: 1200
Notes: [livejournal.com profile] leashy_bebes was having feelings and so was [livejournal.com profile] hermette. So I wrote fic because I was having feelings too and I always write fic when I can project my emotions onto the characters. Also, I wasn't wearing pants.

feelings. so many emo!wizard feelings )

God. That was so fluffy that the only thing it's missing is a kitten:
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Not anymore.
Feel better, flist.
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Title: It Ain't Me Babe (Nah), It Ain't Me You're Looking For (Babe)
Rating: NC-17
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Word Count: 15,785
Warnings: Language, violence, crack/humor, hurt/comfort, dirty talk, all things Kono, the word pineapple being used aggressively, general late-in-life gaylet!angst, blatant disregard for pretty much everything except manly-lesbian-rage and porn.
Pairings: Danny/Steve with a smattering of Kono/Ben, Ben/Steve, Danny/OCs, Steve/OCs and Kono/The World. (SIDE NOTE: Don't you all think Kono and Santana from Glee should fuck and then possible get cats together?)
Summary:: A story in which Danny makes lists and can't find his heterosexuality underneath all his homogay, Steve has a lot of faces, Kono is perfect in every way and Chin continues to keep Hawaii safe from the Five-O's general disfunction—Or, a story about Kono being awesome and how she likes her men with hearts in their eyes for each other.
Author's Notes: Mostly, this is [livejournal.com profile] hermette's fault for ever getting me into this fandom. But [livejournal.com profile] leashy_bebes has been nothing but an enabler, as she beta'd this fic, and made it everything it is now. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] hermette and [livejournal.com profile] slowdead for their encouragement. All remaining mistakes are my own damn fault. Title from the Bob Dylan version of the song. This is my first fic in this fandom, but so far it looks like it's a lot like my other fandoms: porn and feelings. I HOPE I'M NOT A DISAPPOINTMENT.

(part one)(part two)

HELLO HAWAII-FIVE-OH FANDOM. HELLO.
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