Masterpost: It Ain't Me Babe (Nah), It Ain't Me You're Looking For (Babe)

[tourdefierce]

Title: It Ain't Me Babe (Nah), It Ain't Me You're Looking For (Babe)
Rating: NC-17
Author: tourdefierce
Word Count: 15,785
Warnings: Language, violence, crack/humor, hurt/comfort, dirty talk, all things Kono, the word pineapple being used aggressively, general late-in-life gaylet!angst, blatant disregard for pretty much everything except manly-lesbian-rage and porn.
Pairings: Danny/Steve with a smattering of Kono/Ben, Ben/Steve, Danny/OCs, Steve/OCs and Kono/The World. (SIDE NOTE: Don't you all think Kono and Santana from Glee should fuck and then possible get cats together?)
Summary:: A story in which Danny makes lists and can't find his heterosexuality underneath all his homogay, Steve has a lot of faces, Kono is perfect in every way and Chin continues to keep Hawaii safe from the Five-O's general disfunction—Or, a story about Kono being awesome and how she likes her men with hearts in their eyes for each other.
Author's Notes: Mostly, this is hermette's fault for ever getting me into this fandom. But leashy_bebes has been nothing but an enabler, as she beta'd this fic, and made it everything it is now. Thanks to hermette and slowdead for their encouragement. All remaining mistakes are my own damn fault. Title from the Bob Dylan version of the song. This is my first fic in this fandom, but so far it looks like it's a lot like my other fandoms: porn and feelings. I HOPE I'M NOT A DISAPPOINTMENT.

(part one)(part two)

HELLO HAWAII-FIVE-OH FANDOM. HELLO.

Let's make out.