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Title: With The Words That Rapture Left
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Word Count: 25,400
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In the aftermath of war, Camelot must rebuild and find a path to the future. Merlin struggles with his place in the new reign of King Arthur, both in regards to his magic and his heart. With a little help from his friends, Merlin will find his destiny and help unite all the people of Albion along the way.
Pairings: Arthur/Merlin
Warnings: Brief depictions of violence/war, future!fic, kid!fic, fluff, man!pain, and generally, Gwaine being awesome.
Kinks Felching, comeplay, slight foot fetish (only in epilogue porn), fingerblasting, unprotected sex, and a lot of feelings during/after/before/all the time in regards to sexytimes. (Please PM me if I missed any.)
Author’s Notes: This fic is for [ profile] tracy7307 for my [ profile] helpthesouth that she won. [ profile] tracy7303: I hope you like this. If you don’t then I will write you something else. Many, many thanks to [ profile] leashy_bebes for the beta help. My commas and my typos would consume me if it wasn’t for her, which is why if you find any of those mistakes, they're my own. [ profile] marguerite_26 was a lovely, lovely help with content and plot, which for the record was very hard for me and this fic wouldn’t have gotten off my desktop. Thank you to [ profile] lolafeist who reassured me that my porn wasn’t going to kill anyone and who I obtained permission to write the foot!porn scene because it was inspired by our brainchild comments. ♥ To everyone who helped me with this fic, I thank you. This was extremely difficult for me to write and I appreciate all the time you all put into this. ♥

To everyone else, I really hope you enjoy it.

Naturally, because I’m me, this story has a mini-soundtrack. It’s just two tracks off Emmy the Great’s new album: Dinosaur Sex and Paper Forests (the afterglow of rapture). You can download those: right here.

(part one.) (part two.)(part three.) (epilogue (porn).)

ETA: If anyone has a way to make pdfs for e-readers or whateves, I'd be really chuffed if someone would hook me up until I get (I'm on the waitlist) and then organize an AO3 account. ♥

You can now read the entire thing at A03 and do all the nifty things that AO3 offers, like download it in multiple forms.

(Now, I'm going to be super anal and have to upload all my fic there. SO MUCH ANGST. Why am I so crazy?)
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Title: You Are Something (I'm Good At)
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Rating: Rish
Warnings: Extreme fluff, so many feelings, domesticness, language, sexy times (although it's rather muted)
Word Count: 6K
Summary: Modern (American) AU: Arthur's fairly sure he's in love with Merlin (who has a no underwear rule on the sofa), Morgana yells a lot (but it's because she loves a lot) and everyone gets a happy ending.
Author's Notes: A tremendous thank you to [ profile] agenttrojie who showed up on my flist this week and is already offering to beta my fic. She's pretty much amazing and lovely and I owe her tons of cupcakes for this fic. A big thanks to [ profile] tracy7307, who helped calm my fear of posting fluff and caught all the typos that I put back into the fic while editing. The title is inspired by Tegan and Sara. As for the rest, you can blame [ profile] samsamtastic for this because she's amazing and I love her a lot. She asked for "zebras & cupcakes" and I wrote this, magically (because we're meant to be together forever), this fic has a lot of her favorite things. Sam, I adore you and I hope you like this. Thank you for being one of the most amazing people I've ever met.

we'll get good at each other )
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Title: My Roots Are Grown (And I Don't Know Where They Are)
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Pairing: Bradley/Colin, established relationship
Summary: Some super filthy porn. Like, okay, I don't even fucking know okay? Just, the boys really love each other and Bradley has needs and Colin just wants to give those to him not matter what, alright?
Word Count: 1,673 (I CAN DO SHORT FIC. DAMMIT.)
Warnings: UNBETA'D, language, unprotected sex in a monogamous relationship, rough sex, crying during sex, choking on cock, finger, comeplay, some twisted sort of somnophilia and maybe some mild D/s? Maybe? I dunno. JUST. IT'S PORN AND IT HAPPENS AND FUCK, YOU GUYS, IT'S NAUGHTY.
Notes: So, apparently, it's international porn day? I don't know. All I know is that [ profile] slowdead was like, WRITE PORN and so I thought about how I was supposed to be writing other things but how it was stressing me out because plot is hard and then I thought about how my flist isn't having the best of days (I'm looking at you [ profile] leashy_bebes). So, I can't do anything from here but write porn to make it better. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST READ SOME FLUFFY, BLOW JOB PORN AND GET AWAY FROM ME.

For you, flist. Eat your heart out.

I hope this brightens your day )

Yeah. That happened.
Forgive me?
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Title: Sadder Than You
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Rating: PG-13 (shush you.)
Warnings: Angst? Language? So much fluff that your heart might actually explode out of your body? Unbeta'd? Yes. All of those.
Summary: A future ficlet in which Merlin has a no good, very bad day and Arthur is there, because where else would he be?
Word count: 1200
Notes: [ profile] leashy_bebes was having feelings and so was [ profile] hermette. So I wrote fic because I was having feelings too and I always write fic when I can project my emotions onto the characters. Also, I wasn't wearing pants.

feelings. so many emo!wizard feelings )

God. That was so fluffy that the only thing it's missing is a kitten:
Not anymore.
Feel better, flist.
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Title: Rivers 'til I Reach You
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5K
Warning: D/s, spanking, violence, depictions of war, felching, rough sex, and language.
Summary: Sometimes Merlin gets lost and he needs to be guided back home.
Author's Notes: This is for [ profile] lolafeist. She is always writing me things and I am forever grateful for her words. On top of that, she's just a fucking lovely person and I love that I share fandom space with her. ♥ I had a lot of help with this fic. I've never written anything like this before and elicited help from [ profile] marguerite_26, [ profile] samsamtastic, [ profile] sabriel75 and [ profile] vesperdivum: if it wasn't for their patience, their comma expertise, their encouragement and their talent, this fic would be nothing. I can't thank you all enough. The title is from The Head and The Heart's song, Rivers and Roads.

I hope you all like it.

Rivers 'til I Reach You )
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Title: Magical Healing
Summary: Arthur gets sick and Merlin takes care of him.
Word Count: 1,000ish
Warnings: Language maybe? I dunno. Serious fluff.
Rating: PGish
Notes: For [ profile] shadecat.


Title: Bookshop AU
Summary: Gwaine meets Merlin and then there is public sex but Gwaine is hardly involved and he's super sad about it.
Word Count: 1,700ish
Rating: NC-17
Notes: For [ profile] ravyn_ashling.


I wrote those back to back. I know. I'm not sure where my mind is. PORN. FLUFF. PORN. FLUFF. What does it all mean?

I dunno. Mother fucking double rainbow, betches.
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Title: Breeches
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Dirty talk, cock-worship, INSANE FILTHINESS, cock-slut!Merlin, blowjobs and I guess maybe MILD D/s... maybe? WHAT THE FUCK JUST READ IT.
Word count: 2,000
Summary: Arthur is driving Merlin to distraction WITH HIS CROTCH.
Author's Note: [ profile] eloquent_toast draws amazing porn and everytime she gives me a prompt that SUPPOSED TO BE COMMENT PORN, I end up with 2K+ of shameless porn. Because it's for [ profile] eloquent_toast there is mentions of FORESKIN and PUBIC HAIR and those things please her. THEY PLEASE HER. Oh god I need to stop typing.


Yeah. That happened. WHAT NOW FANDOM. WHAT NOW.
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Title: ineffable.
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Rating: P for pretentious (R for language)
Fandom: Inception (oh god why)
Disclaimer: I don't own Inception and I'm not making any money.
Summary: This is a character study. This is a story about kissing.
Word Count: 1,200ish.
Warning: Language, dream/reality weirdness, gobs of pretentiousness, post-modernism
Pairing: Eames/Arthur, Eames gen
Author's notes: Um, okay. Well, I was in a weird mood. Probably because I was wearing a stripped gray and white button and little else when [ profile] roflolmaomg emailed me for making out fic and next thing I know, I'm abandoning everything I'm doing to write this little ficlet that makes little sense and is all... well, it's all very Samuel Beckett goes gay and has lots of fucking feelings. You should probably listen to "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" while you read this. NOT EVEN JOKING. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE. Obviously, if you've made it this far then you should be given some sort of award.

Oh inception fandom, you fucking slay me. This is my first fic. I ALSO HAVE SOME FEELINGS ABOUT THIS AND I WILL SHARE/COMPLAIN/ANGST MY HEART OUT LATER. But they look a lot like this:


right? RIGHT? Oh god. Why am I even still typing right now?

"The truth is, I never left you. All through my wild days, my mad existence, I kept my promise—don't keep your distance."--Evita (like a boss) singing (like a boss) about feelings (like a boss)


The things I write in the name of gwen. This is my own little corner in the box of shame.
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Title: King of Queens
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Fluff, so much fluff that your eyes might melt of it. Un-beta'd. Mention of non-sexual Arthur/Gwen and future!fic
Word Count: 1,856
Summary: King Arthur is throwing a fit.
Disclaimer: This is lies, obviously.
A/N: For [ profile] thisissirius for the picture under the cut and whom I promised to write pouty!Arthur.

King of Queens )
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Author/Artist: [ profile] tourdefierce
Title: Heartbeats
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Being a medical student is hard. Puns totally intended.
Warnings (if any): Modern!AU, sex, slight medical kink, bottom!Arthur
Total word count: 5,443
Original prompt number: Number 43
Disclaimer: This story/artwork is based on characters and situations created and owned by the BBC and Shine TV. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's/artist's notes (if any): Please enjoy this nugget of porn. Some of you, yes you, will enjoy this more than others.
Beta(s): [ profile] syrosis, who is fucking hot and I adore. As well as [ profile] vivitchi for her illustrious knowledge in all things English and grammar-tastic. Without them, this fic would be littered with misplaced commas and Americanisms. Any lasting mistakes are my own. *Written for [ profile] merlin_muses

Heartbeats )
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Title: Boyfriend
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bradley/Colin
Warnings: Dirty talk, beard!abuse, rimming (and all sorts of other naughty things), FLUFF and thinly veiled plot as a means to FILTHY FUCKING PORN.
Word count: 3,772
Summary: It's beard porn kids. I'm not sure what else to say.
Author's Note: [ profile] eloquent_toast draws amazing porn. I know. So, as a reward for drawing amazing porn I wrote her beard!porn. I hate Bradley's beard, so I got rid of it... with the power of Colin's dick. Obviously

A big thank you to [ profile] dreamdustmama for betaing.


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Title: Method Acting (yeah, i call it living)
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Pairing: Bradley/Colin
Rating: R for language I guess.
Warnings: FLUFF. OMG THE FLUFF with a side-dish of angsty!Colin, who pines. Not beta'd so just deal with my commas. DEAL WITH THEM.
Word Count: 1,900ish
Summary: Colin angsts, Bradley is confused and there is making out in the rain.
Disclaimer: This is lies, obviously.
A/N: This is a gift for [ profile] sillyshy, who not only is one hot mother fucker but an amazing writer and artist. She drew for my [ profile] paperlegends fic Missed Connections (Glory, Glory, Holelelujah). She was also the most amazing friend during all my spastic moments. Darling, I hope you enjoy this. The prompt was: making out in the rain.

For Lou! )

Remember to head over to her art post, found right here and lavish it with the attention it deserves.
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Title: annihilation
Pairing: Karl/Chris
Rating: PG-13ish
Warnings: RPS, angst, drug use
Word Count: 1700ish
Disclaimer: This is lies, obviously.
A/N: This is for [ profile] roflolmaomg. Some parts stolen from Dancer from the Dance.

Hey, hey baby this is for you. )


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