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Title: Long As You Got Me (You Won't Need Nobody)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Word Count: 4,938
Summary: Merlin can have whatever he likes and Arthur puts his big boy in their lives.
Content Warnings: Consensual watersports including marking (peeing on your partner) and wetting (peeing inside your partner), non-consensual bed wetting, sex, dirty talk, unprotected sex, feelings and language. (Please let me know if I've missed anything.)
Disclaimer: Clearly, I don’t own anybody or anything.
Author’s Notes: Um, so at some point two crazy things happened here: 1. I wrote watersports porn. 2. I borrowed the title/summary from a thug rapper named T.I. (YOU GUYS IT'S FINALS AND I'M PROCRASTINATING BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I'MMA GONNA POP BOTTLES ALL NIGHT. You thought I was going to say HAVING LATE NIGHT SEX SO WET AND SO TIGHT, but I resisted.) Anyway, [ profile] eloquent_toast did the beta of this because I couldn't wait and I knew that she wouldn't be squicked by this. All remaining mistakes are mine.

Yeah, I want'cho body, need yo body )
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Title: The Gift Boy (like gift horse, except with a cock in his mouth)
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17 (is there a rating higher than this?)
Warnings: Underage, age disparity of fifteen or more years, dub-con, dirty talk, shamelessness, language, canon-AU and generally, a ridiculous amount of porn. I have no excuse for this. I'm sorry.
Word Count: 7,600
Summary: King Arthur is presented with a gift that will tempt him far beyond anything he has ever experienced before. (Or the one where Merlin's a boy Druid, shamelessly wants Arthur's cock and Arthur just sort of freaks out all over the place. Also, there are orgasms.)
Author's Notes: So, there really isn't any excuse for this lengthy porn with little to no plot or redeemable characterization. I'm truly, seriously, sorry but ya know, what am I supposed to do with it? This originally started as entry for [ profile] summerpornathon but after I wrote the first draft, it was 5K. I gave up on trying to cut it down to 750 words and have just now gotten around to finishing it and cleaning it up. [ profile] lemniciate offered to beta for me because she loves me even though I'm weird. Any remaining mistakes are my own.

porn makes the emo go away, right? )

Merlin!kitty thanks you for your time.
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Title: Oh, What Big Hands You Have!
Pairing: Esca/Marcus
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,500
Warning: Hipster!AU, light spanking, really rough sex, drug use, intoxication, language, sex and LGBTQ language and culture. (If f*gg*t is a trigger for you, it's used in this fic but not as a derogatory term. ♥)
Summary: Esca is a fucking hipster, he owns this fucking town and he's looking to get fucked and wear a cardigan. Holla.
Author's Notes: Um. I AM NOT IN EAGLE FANDOM. This is for my flist, which is full of amazing people who love The Eagle, bb!Bell and Channing's hands. I GIVE THIS TO YOU. Many thanks to [ profile] lolafeist for the quick-fire beta of this ridiculous excuse for porn.



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Title: Rivers 'til I Reach You
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5K
Warning: D/s, spanking, violence, depictions of war, felching, rough sex, and language.
Summary: Sometimes Merlin gets lost and he needs to be guided back home.
Author's Notes: This is for [ profile] lolafeist. She is always writing me things and I am forever grateful for her words. On top of that, she's just a fucking lovely person and I love that I share fandom space with her. ♥ I had a lot of help with this fic. I've never written anything like this before and elicited help from [ profile] marguerite_26, [ profile] samsamtastic, [ profile] sabriel75 and [ profile] vesperdivum: if it wasn't for their patience, their comma expertise, their encouragement and their talent, this fic would be nothing. I can't thank you all enough. The title is from The Head and The Heart's song, Rivers and Roads.

I hope you all like it.

Rivers 'til I Reach You )
tourdefierce: (MERLIN: HistoryBooks)
Title: King of Hearts
Rating: PG-13 (Or R if you are sensitive to language)
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Angst heavy, language, destiny-fuckery, not beta'd
Word count: 700ish.
Author's Note: I'm writing this instead of death!fic. I know. I'm feeling shitty, the weather is gloomy, and I have a test tomorrow. Humor me.

Follow the angst!whore )

Rawr. My inner lesbian rage is surfacing and I want it to go away. I'm getting a little sick. I'm missing things that are missing and it's raining.
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Title: Missed Connections (Glory, Glory, Holelelujah)
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Word Count: 51,027
Summary: Glory-Hole Romantic Comedy. 'NUFF SAID PEOPLE.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Merlin/Arthur is the main pairing. There are no other explicit pairings.
Warnings: This is a self described glory-hole romantic comedy. It is an Modern-AU. There is sex, crack-comedy, mild drug use, magic shenanigans, cursing and some pretty epic true love. You've been warned.

Art: The lovely and multi-talented [ profile] sillyshy has done art for this monster of a fic. They can be found here at her posting. Please remember to leave feedback for her because she's beyond fabulous and these are so lovely.
Mix: Because I'm a huge dork, I've also made a mixtape. This mixtape can be found here. Please enjoy.
Podfic: This has been podficced by [ profile] thisissisirus for [ profile] podficbigbang. She is glorious. I love her. I don't deserve her. It can be found right the fuck here

Author's notes: I have so many people to thank. [ profile] auctorial and [ profile] roflolmaomg went beyond friendship and beta'd for me. They know I can't use grammar to save my life and I appreciate their devotion and scathing comments that made this not suck. [ profile] roflolmaomg, [ profile] sillyshy, [ profile] eldee, [ profile] nuclearsugars, [ profile] samsamtastic and the lovely and supportive crew at [ profile] paperpushers were beyond supportive. I can not thank you all enough for the kind words that you've poured my way to help me finish this fic. I've spent hours (all hours of the day/night) whining and texting [ profile] roflolmaomg, days gchating [ profile] nuclearsugars and many months of panicking over at [ profile] paperpushers only to be supported by some of the most talented and sexy people in the whole internet. Fuck. Yes. You all rock.

&hearts Without further ado, please enjoy this Merlin bigbang that was written in conjunction with several amazing authors at [ profile] paperlegends. Please leave feedback! Seriously. Also, be sure to check out [ profile] paperlegends to get links to all the other delicious fic. &hearts

(Part One.)(Part Two.)(Part Three.)(Part Four.)(Part Five.)(Part Six.)

Newly added: PODFIC by [ profile] thisissirius: PODFIC
tourdefierce: (Karl/Bones: Loves the Touchy)
Title: Gun Porn
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bones/Kirk
Word Count: 1890
Summary: People, it's gun porn. What more do you want from me?
Notes: Base on the pictures at [ profile] jim_and_bones daily picture which was both Karl Urban and Chris Pine holding guns and looking scrumptious. [ profile] blcwriter somehow convinced me to write porn when I wanted someone else to. She's evil like that. Careful.

Unbeta'd. I'm not betaing gun porn folks. I won't do it. )


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