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Title: You Are Something (I'm Good At)
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Rating: Rish
Warnings: Extreme fluff, so many feelings, domesticness, language, sexy times (although it's rather muted)
Word Count: 6K
Summary: Modern (American) AU: Arthur's fairly sure he's in love with Merlin (who has a no underwear rule on the sofa), Morgana yells a lot (but it's because she loves a lot) and everyone gets a happy ending.
Author's Notes: A tremendous thank you to [ profile] agenttrojie who showed up on my flist this week and is already offering to beta my fic. She's pretty much amazing and lovely and I owe her tons of cupcakes for this fic. A big thanks to [ profile] tracy7307, who helped calm my fear of posting fluff and caught all the typos that I put back into the fic while editing. The title is inspired by Tegan and Sara. As for the rest, you can blame [ profile] samsamtastic for this because she's amazing and I love her a lot. She asked for "zebras & cupcakes" and I wrote this, magically (because we're meant to be together forever), this fic has a lot of her favorite things. Sam, I adore you and I hope you like this. Thank you for being one of the most amazing people I've ever met.

we'll get good at each other )
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Title: Baby, We're Natural Born Killers
Rating: R for language and violence
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Warnings: Eames being a BAMF, references to sexual harassment and unbeta'd so it has tons of typos. I DON'T CARE.
Word count: 1200ish
Summary: Arthur gets to office, only to find Eames hanging out with some dead bodies. Business as usual.
Author's Note: This was written for [ profile] latenightcuppa to make her feel joy.

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Title: Dream a Little Dream (Of Me)
Summary: Arthur has inner lesbian rage or a fic in which dreams are really fucking with Arthur's delicate repression.
Word Count: 6,450
Warnings: Sex, lots of cursing, violence, casual treatment of stalking/crime, alternating POVs, French decadence and a pretty BAMF!Ariadne. There might be some crack... if you squint.
Notes: [ profile] thisissirius asked for coming untouched and kissing in the rain and I wrote this based on those prompts. I hope she likes this, even if Eames isn't her favorite character. ♥ Thanks to [ profile] ravyn_ashling for betaing this for me. Any remaining mistakes are entirely my own.

Arthur has inner lesbian rage )

I ♥ you.
Carry on
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Title: Words for Dreamers
Rating: Rish
Pairing: Arthur/Eames, Arthur/Mal is you squint
Warnings: Gore? Poetry? Richard Siken?
Word count: 1157
Summary: Richard Siken.
Author's Note: [ profile] lemniciate has a Richard Siken fest going on at her journal: Go check it out!. Since I've written like, THREE Star Trek/RPF fics to Siken, I'm just gonna leave this year. OH HEY INCEPTION FANDOM.

When I get you alone... )
tourdefierce: (Inception: Sleep Mr.Eames)
Title: Eames' Fucking Ace Plan or How Eames Finally Conned Arthur into Sleeping With Him
Rating: R to NC-17 (There isn't any detailed smut. There I've warned you.)
Summary: Eames has feelings, there is a Five Step Plan (where Eames is awesome) and Arthur just fucking rolls with it.
Word Count: 2,500
Warnings: Slight crack, violence, language, some sexy times, Eames in general, casual treatment of sexual harassment and stalking (both of which are serious business in real-life, ok?)
Notes: Um. What? I know. I write something experimental for my first Inception fic and then I write this. I dunno guys, I'm fucked up. This is for [ profile] fakebody, who asked for Eames/Arthur and this is what I came up with. You guys, this is obviously all your faults. I should be working on my SUPER-SERIOUS-INCEPTION!fic but instead, I'm writing this. Deal with it.

Yusuf is also kind of a sweet deal in this )

Riiight. I know. I go from pretentiousness to this. If I knew how to make one of them stop, you know I totally would. I blame Tom Hardy's chubby this face. HIS FACE GUYS. *points to icon* HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE.
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Title: ineffable.
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Rating: P for pretentious (R for language)
Fandom: Inception (oh god why)
Disclaimer: I don't own Inception and I'm not making any money.
Summary: This is a character study. This is a story about kissing.
Word Count: 1,200ish.
Warning: Language, dream/reality weirdness, gobs of pretentiousness, post-modernism
Pairing: Eames/Arthur, Eames gen
Author's notes: Um, okay. Well, I was in a weird mood. Probably because I was wearing a stripped gray and white button and little else when [ profile] roflolmaomg emailed me for making out fic and next thing I know, I'm abandoning everything I'm doing to write this little ficlet that makes little sense and is all... well, it's all very Samuel Beckett goes gay and has lots of fucking feelings. You should probably listen to "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" while you read this. NOT EVEN JOKING. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE. Obviously, if you've made it this far then you should be given some sort of award.

Oh inception fandom, you fucking slay me. This is my first fic. I ALSO HAVE SOME FEELINGS ABOUT THIS AND I WILL SHARE/COMPLAIN/ANGST MY HEART OUT LATER. But they look a lot like this:


right? RIGHT? Oh god. Why am I even still typing right now?

"The truth is, I never left you. All through my wild days, my mad existence, I kept my promise—don't keep your distance."--Evita (like a boss) singing (like a boss) about feelings (like a boss)


The things I write in the name of gwen. This is my own little corner in the box of shame.
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Title: Hey Big!Spender
Word Count: 1,372
Rating: R or NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Sex. Disregard for the history of suspenders. No really, I doub Gaius invented them.
Summary: Merlin gets suspenders. (Thinly veiled plot divice for porn is well, thinly veiled.)
Author's Note: This is for [ profile] latenightcuppa who is going through football withdrawal between World Cup and Club Football.

Read more... )
tourdefierce: (BK: OTP)
Title: Five Ways Starfleet Adjusted to Jim Kirk and One Way He Adjusted To Starfleet
Rating: R for language and some other stuff
Pairings: Bones/Kirk
Summary: See title!
Word Count: 1,000
Notes: This was written for [ profile] oxoniensis's Fandom Free-For-All (See my previous pimp). This particular drabble is for [ profile] bekkis. I do hope you all enjoy it! My two betas, [ profile] luvscharlie and [ profile] madeyemax are sexy, please don't try and steal them! I can hear you lusting from over here!

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