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Title: Every Morning (With You)
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dub-con because of the somnophilia, humiliation (a bit from Merlin's POV), language, mention of public sex/group sex (referenced in the past), Modern!American!AU, unprotected sex in a monogamous relationship, and extreme fluff.
Word Count: 2,780
Summary: Set sometime after You Are Something (I'm Good At), where it's mostly just mindless fluff and sex because Merlin loves waking up next to Arthur.
Author's Notes: This is all the fault of [ profile] samsamtastic, if she wasn't so perfect for me then maybe I could stop writing her fluffy!fic. A large thanks to [ profile] maybelater__, for being a fabulous beta. Any remaining mistakes are my own. Originally, 750 words of this was used for [ profile] summerpornathon.

Every Morning (With You) )

It's me (left) and Sam (right).
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Title: The Gift Boy (like gift horse, except with a cock in his mouth)
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17 (is there a rating higher than this?)
Warnings: Underage, age disparity of fifteen or more years, dub-con, dirty talk, shamelessness, language, canon-AU and generally, a ridiculous amount of porn. I have no excuse for this. I'm sorry.
Word Count: 7,600
Summary: King Arthur is presented with a gift that will tempt him far beyond anything he has ever experienced before. (Or the one where Merlin's a boy Druid, shamelessly wants Arthur's cock and Arthur just sort of freaks out all over the place. Also, there are orgasms.)
Author's Notes: So, there really isn't any excuse for this lengthy porn with little to no plot or redeemable characterization. I'm truly, seriously, sorry but ya know, what am I supposed to do with it? This originally started as entry for [ profile] summerpornathon but after I wrote the first draft, it was 5K. I gave up on trying to cut it down to 750 words and have just now gotten around to finishing it and cleaning it up. [ profile] lemniciate offered to beta for me because she loves me even though I'm weird. Any remaining mistakes are my own.

porn makes the emo go away, right? )

Merlin!kitty thanks you for your time.
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I'm working on coding up my big rec-list and am now wanting, desperately to do this meme. SO WE SHALL. Because I'm done with PTHON and my betas have all my fic (lovely people that they are to put up with my grammar) and so there is nothing for me to do. I stole this from [ profile] leashy_bebes.

Pick one of my stories and a timestamp sometime in the future after the end of the story, or sometime in the past before the story started, and I'll write you at least a hundred words of what happened then, whether it's five minutes before the story started or ten years in the future. Can be from any character POV (i.e anyone in the fic).

You can find my masterlist can be found right here.

♥ Play with me? ♥

♥ Heartbeats: a bit in the future.

♥ Picture Maker: Spain Road Trip.

♥ Picture Maker: Just before Merlin's second collection.

♥ Heartbeats: Prequel: first time.

♥ The Sexual Education of Bradley James: Morning Sex.

♥ Give and Take: When it's not okay.

♥ The One Where Gwaine Gets Cockblocked by Destiny: after. when he gets some.

♥ Shameless: after, when eames gets revenge.

♥ Breeches: after, where there's comeplay.

♥ Heartbeats: Prequel: first time.
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Title: Sploogetastic (What, What: In The Butt)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Unprotected sex, crack, rough sex, language, filthyfilthyfilth and ♥
Word Count: 5,565
Summary: This is a story wherein Arthur is a bastard, Eames is in love, Ariadne is taking over the world with her vocabulary and Yusuf is the only one with any dignity left to lose. This is a love story.
Author's Notes: Fuck you LJ. This was originally posted for [ profile] cherrybina's Inception Kink Fest. Many thanks to [ profile] sabriel75 for betaing this for me. I would apologize but Ariadne says, "BITCHES DON'T APOLOGIZE. WE JUST REPRESENT." Holla.

barebacking, yo )

This post has prompted me to give Ariadne her own tags because my love for her is greater than anything. None of you will ever be able to compare to Ariadne. Her nipples will eventually take over the world. I'll put in a good word for you all, but there is no promises and she takes no prisoners. [ profile] ravyn_ashling will probably be awarded a small island for her proper worship of Ariadne. You should be so lucky.

This fic was brought to you, in part, by inner lesbian rage, Ellen Page's cardigans superiority and not wearing pants.
If you are all wondering if I just named a fic Sploogetastic (What, What: In The Butt), just know that this is reality.

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Title: Words for Dreamers
Rating: Rish
Pairing: Arthur/Eames, Arthur/Mal is you squint
Warnings: Gore? Poetry? Richard Siken?
Word count: 1157
Summary: Richard Siken.
Author's Note: [ profile] lemniciate has a Richard Siken fest going on at her journal: Go check it out!. Since I've written like, THREE Star Trek/RPF fics to Siken, I'm just gonna leave this year. OH HEY INCEPTION FANDOM.

When I get you alone... )
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Title: Picture Maker
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur; brief mentions of Merlin/Will, Arthur/Valiant, Merlin/Gwaine, Gwen/Lancelot, Gaius/OMC
Word Count: 24,380
Warnings: Drug use (various forms), hipsters, language, boy-sex, public sex, facials, rimming, NSFW images, small mentions of homophobia and other general ridiculousness.
Summary: Hipster: a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter. Hipster: a group of people Arthur Pendragon despises.
Author's Notes: Author's Notes: I took the following prompts: bottom!Merlin, slutty!Merlin, emotionally-stunted!Arthur and handsfree orgasms. I'm not sure how this happened by I blame it entirely on [ profile] staraflur. A big thank you to [ profile] thisissirius and [ profile] samsamtastic for all their cheerleading and [ profile] roflolmaomg for her betaing and sexual favors. Anecdotes you recognize were taken from Ryan McGinley's life without permission or from my own life. The three photographs imbedded in this story are Ryan McGinley's photographs. He's like, the god of hipster-gay meets hipster-art. Check him out at his website.
Disclaimer: The characters depicted herein belong to Shine and BBC. I make no profit from this endeavor.

(Part One)(Part Two)(Part Three)

A huge thank you to [ profile] merlin_holidays for putting on such a delightful fest. ♥


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