tourdefierce

Title: The Gift Boy (like gift horse, except with a cock in his mouth)
Author: tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17 (is there a rating higher than this?)
Warnings: Underage, age disparity of fifteen or more years, dub-con, dirty talk, shamelessness, language, canon-AU and generally, a ridiculous amount of porn. I have no excuse for this. I'm sorry.
Word Count: 7,600
Summary: King Arthur is presented with a gift that will tempt him far beyond anything he has ever experienced before. (Or the one where Merlin's a boy Druid, shamelessly wants Arthur's cock and Arthur just sort of freaks out all over the place. Also, there are orgasms.)
Author's Notes: So, there really isn't any excuse for this lengthy porn with little to no plot or redeemable characterization. I'm truly, seriously, sorry but ya know, what am I supposed to do with it? This originally started as entry for summerpornathon but after I wrote the first draft, it was 5K. I gave up on trying to cut it down to 750 words and have just now gotten around to finishing it and cleaning it up. lemniciate offered to beta for me because she loves me even though I'm weird. Any remaining mistakes are my own.

( porn makes the emo go away, right? )

Merlin!kitty thanks you for your time.

Title: Sploogetastic (What, What: In The Butt)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Unprotected sex, crack, rough sex, language, filthyfilthyfilth and ♥
Word Count: 5,565
Summary: This is a story wherein Arthur is a bastard, Eames is in love, Ariadne is taking over the world with her vocabulary and Yusuf is the only one with any dignity left to lose. This is a love story.
Author's Notes: Fuck you LJ. This was originally posted for cherrybina's Inception Kink Fest. Many thanks to sabriel75 for betaing this for me. I would apologize but Ariadne says, "BITCHES DON'T APOLOGIZE. WE JUST REPRESENT." Holla.

( barebacking, yo )

This post has prompted me to give Ariadne her own tags because my love for her is greater than anything. None of you will ever be able to compare to Ariadne. Her nipples will eventually take over the world. I'll put in a good word for you all, but there is no promises and she takes no prisoners. ravyn_ashling will probably be awarded a small island for her proper worship of Ariadne. You should be so lucky.

This fic was brought to you, in part, by inner lesbian rage, Ellen Page's cardigans superiority and not wearing pants.

If you are all wondering if I just named a fic Sploogetastic (What, What: In The Butt), just know that this is reality.

THE DREAM IS COLLASPING.

Title: Picture Maker
Author: tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Merlin/Arthur; brief mentions of Merlin/Will, Arthur/Valiant, Merlin/Gwaine, Gwen/Lancelot, Gaius/OMC
Word Count: 24,380
Warnings: Drug use (various forms), hipsters, language, boy-sex, public sex, facials, rimming, NSFW images, small mentions of homophobia and other general ridiculousness.
Summary: Hipster: a subculture of men and women typically in their 20's and 30's that value independent thinking, counter-culture, progressive politics, an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, and witty banter. Hipster: a group of people Arthur Pendragon despises.
Author's Notes: Author's Notes: I took the following prompts: bottom!Merlin, slutty!Merlin, emotionally-stunted!Arthur and handsfree orgasms. I'm not sure how this happened by I blame it entirely on staraflur. A big thank you to thisissirius and samsamtastic for all their cheerleading and roflolmaomg for her betaing and sexual favors. Anecdotes you recognize were taken from Ryan McGinley's life without permission or from my own life. The three photographs imbedded in this story are Ryan McGinley's photographs. He's like, the god of hipster-gay meets hipster-art. Check him out at his website.
Disclaimer: The characters depicted herein belong to Shine and BBC. I make no profit from this endeavor.


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