tourdefierce

Title: The Gift Boy (like gift horse, except with a cock in his mouth)
Author: tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17 (is there a rating higher than this?)
Warnings: Underage, age disparity of fifteen or more years, dub-con, dirty talk, shamelessness, language, canon-AU and generally, a ridiculous amount of porn. I have no excuse for this. I'm sorry.
Word Count: 7,600
Summary: King Arthur is presented with a gift that will tempt him far beyond anything he has ever experienced before. (Or the one where Merlin's a boy Druid, shamelessly wants Arthur's cock and Arthur just sort of freaks out all over the place. Also, there are orgasms.)
Author's Notes: So, there really isn't any excuse for this lengthy porn with little to no plot or redeemable characterization. I'm truly, seriously, sorry but ya know, what am I supposed to do with it? This originally started as entry for summerpornathon but after I wrote the first draft, it was 5K. I gave up on trying to cut it down to 750 words and have just now gotten around to finishing it and cleaning it up. lemniciate offered to beta for me because she loves me even though I'm weird. Any remaining mistakes are my own.

( porn makes the emo go away, right? )

Merlin!kitty thanks you for your time.

Title: My Roots Are Grown (And I Don't Know Where They Are)
Author: tourdefierce
Pairing: Bradley/Colin, established relationship
Summary: Some super filthy porn. Like, okay, I don't even fucking know okay? Just, the boys really love each other and Bradley has needs and Colin just wants to give those to him not matter what, alright?
Word Count: 1,673 (I CAN DO SHORT FIC. DAMMIT.)
Warnings: UNBETA'D, language, unprotected sex in a monogamous relationship, rough sex, crying during sex, choking on cock, finger, comeplay, some twisted sort of somnophilia and maybe some mild D/s? Maybe? I dunno. JUST. IT'S PORN AND IT HAPPENS AND FUCK, YOU GUYS, IT'S NAUGHTY.
Notes: So, apparently, it's international porn day? I don't know. All I know is that slowdead was like, WRITE PORN and so I thought about how I was supposed to be writing other things but how it was stressing me out because plot is hard and then I thought about how my flist isn't having the best of days (I'm looking at you leashy_bebes). So, I can't do anything from here but write porn to make it better. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST READ SOME FLUFFY, BLOW JOB PORN AND GET AWAY FROM ME.


For you, flist. Eat your heart out.

( I hope this brightens your day )

Yeah. That happened.

Forgive me?