tourdefierce

Title: Long As You Got Me (You Won't Need Nobody)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Word Count: 4,938
Summary: Merlin can have whatever he likes and Arthur puts his big boy in their lives.
Content Warnings: Consensual watersports including marking (peeing on your partner) and wetting (peeing inside your partner), non-consensual bed wetting, sex, dirty talk, unprotected sex, feelings and language. (Please let me know if I've missed anything.)
Disclaimer: Clearly, I don’t own anybody or anything.
Author’s Notes: Um, so at some point two crazy things happened here: 1. I wrote watersports porn. 2. I borrowed the title/summary from a thug rapper named T.I. (YOU GUYS IT'S FINALS AND I'M PROCRASTINATING BUT I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I'MMA GONNA POP BOTTLES ALL NIGHT. You thought I was going to say HAVING LATE NIGHT SEX SO WET AND SO TIGHT, but I resisted.) Anyway, eloquent_toast did the beta of this because I couldn't wait and I knew that she wouldn't be squicked by this. All remaining mistakes are mine.

( Yeah, I want'cho body, need yo body )

Title: With The Words That Rapture Left
Author: tourdefierce
Word Count: 25,400
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In the aftermath of war, Camelot must rebuild and find a path to the future. Merlin struggles with his place in the new reign of King Arthur, both in regards to his magic and his heart. With a little help from his friends, Merlin will find his destiny and help unite all the people of Albion along the way.
Pairings: Arthur/Merlin
Warnings: Brief depictions of violence/war, future!fic, kid!fic, fluff, man!pain, and generally, Gwaine being awesome.
Kinks Felching, comeplay, slight foot fetish (only in epilogue porn), fingerblasting, unprotected sex, and a lot of feelings during/after/before/all the time in regards to sexytimes. (Please PM me if I missed any.)
Author’s Notes: This fic is for tracy7307 for my helpthesouth that she won. tracy7303: I hope you like this. If you don’t then I will write you something else. Many, many thanks to leashy_bebes for the beta help. My commas and my typos would consume me if it wasn’t for her, which is why if you find any of those mistakes, they're my own. marguerite_26 was a lovely, lovely help with content and plot, which for the record was very hard for me and this fic wouldn’t have gotten off my desktop. Thank you to lolafeist who reassured me that my porn wasn’t going to kill anyone and who I obtained permission to write the foot!porn scene because it was inspired by our brainchild comments. ♥ To everyone who helped me with this fic, I thank you. This was extremely difficult for me to write and I appreciate all the time you all put into this. ♥

To everyone else, I really hope you enjoy it.

Naturally, because I’m me, this story has a mini-soundtrack. It’s just two tracks off Emmy the Great’s new album: Dinosaur Sex and Paper Forests (the afterglow of rapture). You can download those: right here.

(part one.) (part two.)(part three.) (epilogue (porn).)

ETA: If anyone has a way to make pdfs for e-readers or whateves, I'd be really chuffed if someone would hook me up until I get (I'm on the waitlist) and then organize an AO3 account. ♥

You can now read the entire thing at A03 and do all the nifty things that AO3 offers, like download it in multiple forms.

(Now, I'm going to be super anal and have to upload all my fic there. SO MUCH ANGST. Why am I so crazy?)

Title: My Roots Are Grown (And I Don't Know Where They Are)
Author: tourdefierce
Pairing: Bradley/Colin, established relationship
Summary: Some super filthy porn. Like, okay, I don't even fucking know okay? Just, the boys really love each other and Bradley has needs and Colin just wants to give those to him not matter what, alright?
Word Count: 1,673 (I CAN DO SHORT FIC. DAMMIT.)
Warnings: UNBETA'D, language, unprotected sex in a monogamous relationship, rough sex, crying during sex, choking on cock, finger, comeplay, some twisted sort of somnophilia and maybe some mild D/s? Maybe? I dunno. JUST. IT'S PORN AND IT HAPPENS AND FUCK, YOU GUYS, IT'S NAUGHTY.
Notes: So, apparently, it's international porn day? I don't know. All I know is that slowdead was like, WRITE PORN and so I thought about how I was supposed to be writing other things but how it was stressing me out because plot is hard and then I thought about how my flist isn't having the best of days (I'm looking at you leashy_bebes). So, I can't do anything from here but write porn to make it better. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST READ SOME FLUFFY, BLOW JOB PORN AND GET AWAY FROM ME.


For you, flist. Eat your heart out.

( I hope this brightens your day )

Yeah. That happened.

Forgive me?

Title: Sadder Than You
Author: tourdefierce
Rating: PG-13 (shush you.)
Warnings: Angst? Language? So much fluff that your heart might actually explode out of your body? Unbeta'd? Yes. All of those.
Summary: A future ficlet in which Merlin has a no good, very bad day and Arthur is there, because where else would he be?
Word count: 1200
Notes: leashy_bebes was having feelings and so was hermette. So I wrote fic because I was having feelings too and I always write fic when I can project my emotions onto the characters. Also, I wasn't wearing pants.

( feelings. so many emo!wizard feelings )

God. That was so fluffy that the only thing it's missing is a kitten:

Not anymore.
Feel better, flist.

Title: Oh, What Big Hands You Have!
Pairing: Esca/Marcus
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,500
Warning: Hipster!AU, light spanking, really rough sex, drug use, intoxication, language, sex and LGBTQ language and culture. (If f*gg*t is a trigger for you, it's used in this fic but not as a derogatory term. ♥)
Summary: Esca is a fucking hipster, he owns this fucking town and he's looking to get fucked and wear a cardigan. Holla.
Author's Notes: Um. I AM NOT IN EAGLE FANDOM. This is for my flist, which is full of amazing people who love The Eagle, bb!Bell and Channing's hands. I GIVE THIS TO YOU. Many thanks to lolafeist for the quick-fire beta of this ridiculous excuse for porn.

ENJOY BITCHES.

( HIPSTER ESCA IS A FUCKING HIPSTER )

YOU ARE ALL FILTHY ENABLERS AND I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO MOLEST YOU ALL.

Title: Rivers 'til I Reach You
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5K
Warning: D/s, spanking, violence, depictions of war, felching, rough sex, and language.
Summary: Sometimes Merlin gets lost and he needs to be guided back home.
Author's Notes: This is for lolafeist. She is always writing me things and I am forever grateful for her words. On top of that, she's just a fucking lovely person and I love that I share fandom space with her. ♥ I had a lot of help with this fic. I've never written anything like this before and elicited help from marguerite_26, samsamtastic, sabriel75 and vesperdivum: if it wasn't for their patience, their comma expertise, their encouragement and their talent, this fic would be nothing. I can't thank you all enough. The title is from The Head and The Heart's song, Rivers and Roads.

I hope you all like it.

( Rivers 'til I Reach You )