tourdefierce

Title: Teenage Dream
Recipient:

tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Arthur/Merlin. Side pairings include: Lance/Gwen, Leon/Morgana, Gwaine/The World, Morgause/Morgana and Morgause/Freya. You guys, I don't even know.
Word Count: 12,785ish.
Warnings: Awkwardness, mild dirty talk, intoxication and suggestion of drug use (of the underage and sexy variety), marathon boy-sex, drastic cuteness, happily-ever-afters, mentions of STIs, sex and offensive language.
Summary: "Let you put your hands on me in my skin-tight jeans, be your teenage dream tonight."- Katy Perry
Author's Notes: I took the following prompts as a guide: first-time, lots of making out, no sad endings/no super!fluff, GWAINE, LANCELOT, humping like RABBITS, Arthur!Pining, sex in public places (like cars), frottage, rough sex, filthy makeouts, shower sex, ridiculously horny boys, turned on to the point of near oblivion/sobbing... I do hope that you enjoy your gift and everyone else gets something out of it at as well. ♥ Many thanks to my two betas,

sabriel75 and

roflolmaomg. They are both beautiful people and suffer through my drastic comma abuse. I am, as always, forever in their debts.
Disclaimer: The characters depicted herein belong to Shine and BBC. I make no profit from this endeavor.

This was originally posted for

hs_merlin. TEENAGERS DO SOMETHING TO ME. As do

ella_bane and

dreamdustmama, who are both lovely mods and I want to take advantage of them in dark corners. OBVI. Someday, I will learn the art of anon. TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY. If you were surprised that this was me, then you're flattering me. Also, once upon a time, I wrote short fic. THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. Thanks for reading guys, you are all beautiful people and I want to put your face in my between my breasts. That is all.

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