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Title: The Gift Boy (like gift horse, except with a cock in his mouth)
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17 (is there a rating higher than this?)
Warnings: Underage, age disparity of fifteen or more years, dub-con, dirty talk, shamelessness, language, canon-AU and generally, a ridiculous amount of porn. I have no excuse for this. I'm sorry.
Word Count: 7,600
Summary: King Arthur is presented with a gift that will tempt him far beyond anything he has ever experienced before. (Or the one where Merlin's a boy Druid, shamelessly wants Arthur's cock and Arthur just sort of freaks out all over the place. Also, there are orgasms.)
Author's Notes: So, there really isn't any excuse for this lengthy porn with little to no plot or redeemable characterization. I'm truly, seriously, sorry but ya know, what am I supposed to do with it? This originally started as entry for [ profile] summerpornathon but after I wrote the first draft, it was 5K. I gave up on trying to cut it down to 750 words and have just now gotten around to finishing it and cleaning it up. [ profile] lemniciate offered to beta for me because she loves me even though I'm weird. Any remaining mistakes are my own.

porn makes the emo go away, right? )

Merlin!kitty thanks you for your time.
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Title: My Roots Are Grown (And I Don't Know Where They Are)
Author: [ profile] tourdefierce
Pairing: Bradley/Colin, established relationship
Summary: Some super filthy porn. Like, okay, I don't even fucking know okay? Just, the boys really love each other and Bradley has needs and Colin just wants to give those to him not matter what, alright?
Word Count: 1,673 (I CAN DO SHORT FIC. DAMMIT.)
Warnings: UNBETA'D, language, unprotected sex in a monogamous relationship, rough sex, crying during sex, choking on cock, finger, comeplay, some twisted sort of somnophilia and maybe some mild D/s? Maybe? I dunno. JUST. IT'S PORN AND IT HAPPENS AND FUCK, YOU GUYS, IT'S NAUGHTY.
Notes: So, apparently, it's international porn day? I don't know. All I know is that [ profile] slowdead was like, WRITE PORN and so I thought about how I was supposed to be writing other things but how it was stressing me out because plot is hard and then I thought about how my flist isn't having the best of days (I'm looking at you [ profile] leashy_bebes). So, I can't do anything from here but write porn to make it better. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST READ SOME FLUFFY, BLOW JOB PORN AND GET AWAY FROM ME.

For you, flist. Eat your heart out.

I hope this brightens your day )

Yeah. That happened.
Forgive me?
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Title: Sploogetastic (What, What: In The Butt)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Unprotected sex, crack, rough sex, language, filthyfilthyfilth and ♥
Word Count: 5,565
Summary: This is a story wherein Arthur is a bastard, Eames is in love, Ariadne is taking over the world with her vocabulary and Yusuf is the only one with any dignity left to lose. This is a love story.
Author's Notes: Fuck you LJ. This was originally posted for [ profile] cherrybina's Inception Kink Fest. Many thanks to [ profile] sabriel75 for betaing this for me. I would apologize but Ariadne says, "BITCHES DON'T APOLOGIZE. WE JUST REPRESENT." Holla.

barebacking, yo )

This post has prompted me to give Ariadne her own tags because my love for her is greater than anything. None of you will ever be able to compare to Ariadne. Her nipples will eventually take over the world. I'll put in a good word for you all, but there is no promises and she takes no prisoners. [ profile] ravyn_ashling will probably be awarded a small island for her proper worship of Ariadne. You should be so lucky.

This fic was brought to you, in part, by inner lesbian rage, Ellen Page's cardigans superiority and not wearing pants.
If you are all wondering if I just named a fic Sploogetastic (What, What: In The Butt), just know that this is reality.

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Title: King of Hearts
Rating: PG-13 (Or R if you are sensitive to language)
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Angst heavy, language, destiny-fuckery, not beta'd
Word count: 700ish.
Author's Note: I'm writing this instead of death!fic. I know. I'm feeling shitty, the weather is gloomy, and I have a test tomorrow. Humor me.

Follow the angst!whore )

Rawr. My inner lesbian rage is surfacing and I want it to go away. I'm getting a little sick. I'm missing things that are missing and it's raining.
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Title: Hey Big!Spender
Word Count: 1,372
Rating: R or NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Sex. Disregard for the history of suspenders. No really, I doub Gaius invented them.
Summary: Merlin gets suspenders. (Thinly veiled plot divice for porn is well, thinly veiled.)
Author's Note: This is for [ profile] latenightcuppa who is going through football withdrawal between World Cup and Club Football.

Read more... )


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