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Title: Hunger For You
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Word Count: 4,761
Summary: This is a story about boys who love each other, who also love their dicks and what comes out of them. (I wanted to say ‘lovejuice’ but I refrained. Aren’t you glad?)
Content Warnings: Extreme comeplay, fantasized enema!kink, fantasized MPREG!kink, objection insertion, slight traces of a lactation!kink, fluff, dirty talk, language and it’s also a Modern!AU. (Um, I think that’s about it but please let me know if anything snuck up on you because I want to make you all very happy and sometimes surprises aren’t always happy-making.)
Disclaimer: Clearly, I don’t own anybody or anything. Except probably the come. Can I own the come?
Author’s Notes: So, my writing!fu has been strangely absent as of late and then... this happened? A huge and overwhelming thanks to [livejournal.com profile] marguerite_26 and [livejournal.com profile] leashy_bebes for taking the time to beta this for me, catch all my stray punctuation errors and other messiness. (Because I am the definition of a hot mess and any remaining mistakes are my own.) This was inspired by [livejournal.com profile] cherrybina's Inception Kink Fest 2.0: All the Kinks, None of the Shame. I think, at some point, all fandom porn might originate, in some shape, from her part of fandom. ♥ I hope you enjoy it.


Read more... )
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Title: My Roots Are Grown (And I Don't Know Where They Are)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Pairing: Bradley/Colin, established relationship
Summary: Some super filthy porn. Like, okay, I don't even fucking know okay? Just, the boys really love each other and Bradley has needs and Colin just wants to give those to him not matter what, alright?
Word Count: 1,673 (I CAN DO SHORT FIC. DAMMIT.)
Warnings: UNBETA'D, language, unprotected sex in a monogamous relationship, rough sex, crying during sex, choking on cock, finger, comeplay, some twisted sort of somnophilia and maybe some mild D/s? Maybe? I dunno. JUST. IT'S PORN AND IT HAPPENS AND FUCK, YOU GUYS, IT'S NAUGHTY.
Notes: So, apparently, it's international porn day? I don't know. All I know is that [livejournal.com profile] slowdead was like, WRITE PORN and so I thought about how I was supposed to be writing other things but how it was stressing me out because plot is hard and then I thought about how my flist isn't having the best of days (I'm looking at you [livejournal.com profile] leashy_bebes). So, I can't do anything from here but write porn to make it better. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST READ SOME FLUFFY, BLOW JOB PORN AND GET AWAY FROM ME.

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For you, flist. Eat your heart out.


I hope this brightens your day )

Yeah. That happened.
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Forgive me?
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Title: Frankie Says (Get Your Shit Together, You Emotionally Constipated Jackass)
Rating: NC-17
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tourdefierce
Word Count: 4,000
Warnings: Cursing, Sex, Violence, Fluff, Crack/Humor, Extreme stereotyping and Ariadne being awesome at all things.
Summary: Eames learns that Arthur knows how to say Slurpee in French... among other things.
Author's Notes: This fic was written for [livejournal.com profile] i_reversebang and I had a lovely artists, [livejournal.com profile] katy_romance, who requested French!Arthur. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sabriel75 and [livejournal.com profile] samsamtastic for all their betaing and encouragement. Also, [livejournal.com profile] roflolmaomg doesn't suck at helpin' a sister out.

As a disclaimer goes, I'm an American and know nothing about anything but Slurpees and Ellen Page's nipples. All jest about nations is made without malicious intensions.

Click here for NWS art and please leave her some feedback on her lovely, really fantastic art. ♥


bulldogs, slurpees and sex: do the body good. )
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Title: Oh, What Big Hands You Have!
Pairing: Esca/Marcus
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,500
Warning: Hipster!AU, light spanking, really rough sex, drug use, intoxication, language, sex and LGBTQ language and culture. (If f*gg*t is a trigger for you, it's used in this fic but not as a derogatory term. ♥)
Summary: Esca is a fucking hipster, he owns this fucking town and he's looking to get fucked and wear a cardigan. Holla.
Author's Notes: Um. I AM NOT IN EAGLE FANDOM. This is for my flist, which is full of amazing people who love The Eagle, bb!Bell and Channing's hands. I GIVE THIS TO YOU. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lolafeist for the quick-fire beta of this ridiculous excuse for porn.

ENJOY BITCHES.

HIPSTER ESCA IS A FUCKING HIPSTER )

YOU ARE ALL FILTHY ENABLERS AND I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO MOLEST YOU ALL.
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Title: With Love From Camelot
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,354
Warning: Future!fic, cursing, dirty talk, general debauchery, crack, some level of fluff and most certainly boys in love.
Summary: Coronation!fic: wherein Arthur misses Merlin's bum, Merlin feels like destiny is screwing with him and James, Arthur's new manservant, gets an eyeful of the crown jewels. ♥ (Or, why no one in Camelot goes to a whorehouse because all they have to do is go to court instead--except Gwaine, but he likes the architecture and it reminds him of his mum.)
Author's Notes: This is for [livejournal.com profile] lolafeist. I hope you had a lovely birthday, my dear. You deserve it. ♥ She asked for pretty much everything this fic is NOT. HA! I'm sorry. But I went with drunken!sex and just... ran with it. Forgive me? [livejournal.com profile] marguerite_26 and [livejournal.com profile] vesperdivum were my lovely betas. I can't thank them enough.


LALALAPORN. )
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Title: Sploogetastic (What, What: In The Butt)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Unprotected sex, crack, rough sex, language, filthyfilthyfilth and ♥
Word Count: 5,565
Summary: This is a story wherein Arthur is a bastard, Eames is in love, Ariadne is taking over the world with her vocabulary and Yusuf is the only one with any dignity left to lose. This is a love story.
Author's Notes: Fuck you LJ. This was originally posted for [livejournal.com profile] cherrybina's Inception Kink Fest. Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] sabriel75 for betaing this for me. I would apologize but Ariadne says, "BITCHES DON'T APOLOGIZE. WE JUST REPRESENT." Holla.

barebacking, yo )

This post has prompted me to give Ariadne her own tags because my love for her is greater than anything. None of you will ever be able to compare to Ariadne. Her nipples will eventually take over the world. I'll put in a good word for you all, but there is no promises and she takes no prisoners. [livejournal.com profile] ravyn_ashling will probably be awarded a small island for her proper worship of Ariadne. You should be so lucky.

This fic was brought to you, in part, by inner lesbian rage, Ellen Page's cardigans superiority and not wearing pants.
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If you are all wondering if I just named a fic Sploogetastic (What, What: In The Butt), just know that this is reality.

THE DREAM IS COLLASPING.
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Title: Shameless
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Warnings: Unprotected sex, filthy!Arthur, crack, language and did I mention the filth?
Word count: 1,000
Summary: Eames is having difficultly focusing (because Arthur fucked him like a stallion, a stallion I tell you).
Author's Note: I wrote this as ANON for [livejournal.com profile] cherrybina's Ass Worship fest. It's unbeta'd and full of typos. Once again, I don't care. It's porn.

EAMES IS A COCKSLUT )
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Title: The One Where Gwaine Gets Cockblocked by Destiny
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur with voyeur!Gwaine.
Warnings: Dirty talk (seriously), rough sex, bottom!Arthur, voyeurism, true-love and other POV.
Word count: 4,540 (You guys, I suck at comment porn.)
Summary: Gwaine is supposed to be getting some sexy-times with Merlin. He doesn't understand why that isn't happening and he's going to find out, dammit.
Author's Note Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] marguerite_26 for the quick beta. If you see any grammatical errors, they're all my fault and I don't care. This was supposed to be COMMENT PORN. So, you know what, just deal with my deep seeded issues with commas. This was written for [livejournal.com profile] winterstorrm, who requested voyeur Gwaine or Percy.

Take me to the porn. )
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Title: Insubordination
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Dirty talk, angst, language, violence, frottage and some magic-sex. (unbeta'd.)
Word count:1, 640
Summary: MAGICAL REVEAL PORN.
Author's Note: [livejournal.com profile] blameitonmerlin is feeling sick. You know what cures a lot of illnesses? PORN. So she asked for wall slamming and I brought it. Since her journal is flocked, I post this all for your viewing pleasure. FANDOM, I WRITE INSUBORDINATION SEX FOR YOU.

COMMENT PORN SAVES BABIES. )'

♥ ♥ ♥


Oh fandom, the things you make me do. I fucking love you bitches.
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Title: Magical Healing
Summary: Arthur gets sick and Merlin takes care of him.
Word Count: 1,000ish
Warnings: Language maybe? I dunno. Serious fluff.
Rating: PGish
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] shadecat.

FLUFF IS SO FLUFFY THAT MY FACE KIND OF HURTS )

Title: Bookshop AU
Summary: Gwaine meets Merlin and then there is public sex but Gwaine is hardly involved and he's super sad about it.
Word Count: 1,700ish
Warnings: SEX. PUBLIC SEX. VOYEURISM. DIRTY TALK. So much porn.
Rating: NC-17
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] ravyn_ashling.

PORN. BOOKS AND SO MUCH FUCKING PORN. )

I wrote those back to back. I know. I'm not sure where my mind is. PORN. FLUFF. PORN. FLUFF. What does it all mean?

I dunno. Mother fucking double rainbow, betches.
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Title: Breeches
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Dirty talk, cock-worship, INSANE FILTHINESS, cock-slut!Merlin, blowjobs and I guess maybe MILD D/s... maybe? WHAT THE FUCK JUST READ IT.
Word count: 2,000
Summary: Arthur is driving Merlin to distraction WITH HIS CROTCH.
Author's Note: [livejournal.com profile] eloquent_toast draws amazing porn and everytime she gives me a prompt that SUPPOSED TO BE COMMENT PORN, I end up with 2K+ of shameless porn. Because it's for [livejournal.com profile] eloquent_toast there is mentions of FORESKIN and PUBIC HAIR and those things please her. THEY PLEASE HER. Oh god I need to stop typing.

HERE BE THE FILTHY PORN )

Yeah. That happened. WHAT NOW FANDOM. WHAT NOW.
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Title: Boyfriend
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bradley/Colin
Warnings: Dirty talk, beard!abuse, rimming (and all sorts of other naughty things), FLUFF and thinly veiled plot as a means to FILTHY FUCKING PORN.
Word count: 3,772
Summary: It's beard porn kids. I'm not sure what else to say.
Author's Note: [livejournal.com profile] eloquent_toast draws amazing porn. I know. So, as a reward for drawing amazing porn I wrote her beard!porn. I hate Bradley's beard, so I got rid of it... with the power of Colin's dick. Obviously

A big thank you to [livejournal.com profile] dreamdustmama for betaing.

BEARD PORN )

THANK YOU ALL FOR READING THIS GRATUITOUS PORN. PLEASE STROKE MY EGO BY LEAVING ME COMMENTS.

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