tourdefierce

Title: Hunger For You
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Word Count: 4,761
Summary: This is a story about boys who love each other, who also love their dicks and what comes out of them. (I wanted to say ‘lovejuice’ but I refrained. Aren’t you glad?)
Content Warnings: Extreme comeplay, fantasized enema!kink, fantasized MPREG!kink, objection insertion, slight traces of a lactation!kink, fluff, dirty talk, language and it’s also a Modern!AU. (Um, I think that’s about it but please let me know if anything snuck up on you because I want to make you all very happy and sometimes surprises aren’t always happy-making.)
Disclaimer: Clearly, I don’t own anybody or anything. Except probably the come. Can I own the come?
Author’s Notes: So, my writing!fu has been strangely absent as of late and then... this happened? A huge and overwhelming thanks to marguerite_26 and leashy_bebes for taking the time to beta this for me, catch all my stray punctuation errors and other messiness. (Because I am the definition of a hot mess and any remaining mistakes are my own.) This was inspired by cherrybina's Inception Kink Fest 2.0: All the Kinks, None of the Shame. I think, at some point, all fandom porn might originate, in some shape, from her part of fandom. ♥ I hope you enjoy it.


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Title: Frankie Says (Get Your Shit Together, You Emotionally Constipated Jackass)
Rating: NC-17
Author: tourdefierce
Word Count: 4,000
Warnings: Cursing, Sex, Violence, Fluff, Crack/Humor, Extreme stereotyping and Ariadne being awesome at all things.
Summary: Eames learns that Arthur knows how to say Slurpee in French... among other things.
Author's Notes: This fic was written for i_reversebang and I had a lovely artists, katy_romance, who requested French!Arthur. Thanks to sabriel75 and samsamtastic for all their betaing and encouragement. Also, roflolmaomg doesn't suck at helpin' a sister out.

As a disclaimer goes, I'm an American and know nothing about anything but Slurpees and Ellen Page's nipples. All jest about nations is made without malicious intensions.

Click here for NWS art and please leave her some feedback on her lovely, really fantastic art. ♥


( bulldogs, slurpees and sex: do the body good. )

Title: With Love From Camelot
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,354
Warning: Future!fic, cursing, dirty talk, general debauchery, crack, some level of fluff and most certainly boys in love.
Summary: Coronation!fic: wherein Arthur misses Merlin's bum, Merlin feels like destiny is screwing with him and James, Arthur's new manservant, gets an eyeful of the crown jewels. ♥ (Or, why no one in Camelot goes to a whorehouse because all they have to do is go to court instead--except Gwaine, but he likes the architecture and it reminds him of his mum.)
Author's Notes: This is for lolafeist. I hope you had a lovely birthday, my dear. You deserve it. ♥ She asked for pretty much everything this fic is NOT. HA! I'm sorry. But I went with drunken!sex and just... ran with it. Forgive me? marguerite_26 and vesperdivum were my lovely betas. I can't thank them enough.


( LALALAPORN. )

Title: Shameless
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Arthur/Eames
Warnings: Unprotected sex, filthy!Arthur, crack, language and did I mention the filth?
Word count: 1,000
Summary: Eames is having difficultly focusing (because Arthur fucked him like a stallion, a stallion I tell you).
Author's Note: I wrote this as ANON for cherrybina's Ass Worship fest. It's unbeta'd and full of typos. Once again, I don't care. It's porn.

( EAMES IS A COCKSLUT )

Title: Insubordination
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Dirty talk, angst, language, violence, frottage and some magic-sex. (unbeta'd.)
Word count:1, 640
Summary: MAGICAL REVEAL PORN.
Author's Note: blameitonmerlin is feeling sick. You know what cures a lot of illnesses? PORN. So she asked for wall slamming and I brought it. Since her journal is flocked, I post this all for your viewing pleasure. FANDOM, I WRITE INSUBORDINATION SEX FOR YOU.

( COMMENT PORN SAVES BABIES. )'

♥ ♥ ♥

Oh fandom, the things you make me do. I fucking love you bitches.

Title: Breeches
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Dirty talk, cock-worship, INSANE FILTHINESS, cock-slut!Merlin, blowjobs and I guess maybe MILD D/s... maybe? WHAT THE FUCK JUST READ IT.
Word count: 2,000
Summary: Arthur is driving Merlin to distraction WITH HIS CROTCH.
Author's Note: eloquent_toast draws amazing porn and everytime she gives me a prompt that SUPPOSED TO BE COMMENT PORN, I end up with 2K+ of shameless porn. Because it's for eloquent_toast there is mentions of FORESKIN and PUBIC HAIR and those things please her. THEY PLEASE HER. Oh god I need to stop typing.

( HERE BE THE FILTHY PORN )

Yeah. That happened. WHAT NOW FANDOM. WHAT NOW.