tourdefierce

Title: The Gift Boy (like gift horse, except with a cock in his mouth)
Author: tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17 (is there a rating higher than this?)
Warnings: Underage, age disparity of fifteen or more years, dub-con, dirty talk, shamelessness, language, canon-AU and generally, a ridiculous amount of porn. I have no excuse for this. I'm sorry.
Word Count: 7,600
Summary: King Arthur is presented with a gift that will tempt him far beyond anything he has ever experienced before. (Or the one where Merlin's a boy Druid, shamelessly wants Arthur's cock and Arthur just sort of freaks out all over the place. Also, there are orgasms.)
Author's Notes: So, there really isn't any excuse for this lengthy porn with little to no plot or redeemable characterization. I'm truly, seriously, sorry but ya know, what am I supposed to do with it? This originally started as entry for summerpornathon but after I wrote the first draft, it was 5K. I gave up on trying to cut it down to 750 words and have just now gotten around to finishing it and cleaning it up. lemniciate offered to beta for me because she loves me even though I'm weird. Any remaining mistakes are my own.

( porn makes the emo go away, right? )

Merlin!kitty thanks you for your time.

Title: Boyfriend
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bradley/Colin
Warnings: Dirty talk, beard!abuse, rimming (and all sorts of other naughty things), FLUFF and thinly veiled plot as a means to FILTHY FUCKING PORN.
Word count: 3,772
Summary: It's beard porn kids. I'm not sure what else to say.
Author's Note: eloquent_toast draws amazing porn. I know. So, as a reward for drawing amazing porn I wrote her beard!porn. I hate Bradley's beard, so I got rid of it... with the power of Colin's dick. Obviously

A big thank you to dreamdustmama for betaing.

( BEARD PORN )

THANK YOU ALL FOR READING THIS GRATUITOUS PORN. PLEASE STROKE MY EGO BY LEAVING ME COMMENTS.

Title: Method Acting (yeah, i call it living)
Author: tourdefierce
Pairing: Bradley/Colin
Rating: R for language I guess.
Warnings: FLUFF. OMG THE FLUFF with a side-dish of angsty!Colin, who pines. Not beta'd so just deal with my commas. DEAL WITH THEM.
Word Count: 1,900ish
Summary: Colin angsts, Bradley is confused and there is making out in the rain.
Disclaimer: This is lies, obviously.
A/N: This is a gift for sillyshy, who not only is one hot mother fucker but an amazing writer and artist. She drew for my paperlegends fic Missed Connections (Glory, Glory, Holelelujah). She was also the most amazing friend during all my spastic moments. Darling, I hope you enjoy this. The prompt was: making out in the rain.

( For Lou! )

Remember to head over to her art post, found right here and lavish it with the attention it deserves.