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Title: The Gift Boy (like gift horse, except with a cock in his mouth)
Author:

tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17 (is there a rating higher than this?)
Warnings: Underage, age disparity of fifteen or more years, dub-con, dirty talk, shamelessness, language, canon-AU and generally, a ridiculous amount of porn. I have no excuse for this. I'm sorry.
Word Count: 7,600
Summary: King Arthur is presented with a gift that will tempt him far beyond anything he has ever experienced before. (Or the one where Merlin's a boy Druid, shamelessly wants Arthur's cock and Arthur just sort of freaks out all over the place. Also, there are orgasms.)
Author's Notes: So, there really isn't any excuse for this lengthy porn with little to no plot or redeemable characterization. I'm truly, seriously, sorry but ya know, what am I supposed to do with it? This originally started as entry for

summerpornathon but after I wrote the first draft, it was 5K. I gave up on trying to cut it down to 750 words and have just now gotten around to finishing it and cleaning it up.

lemniciate offered to beta for me because she loves me even though I'm weird. Any remaining mistakes are my own.

( porn makes the emo go away, right? )

Merlin!kitty thanks you for your time.

Title: My Roots Are Grown (And I Don't Know Where They Are)
Author:

tourdefierce
Pairing: Bradley/Colin, established relationship
Summary: Some super filthy porn. Like, okay, I don't even fucking know okay? Just, the boys really love each other and Bradley has needs and Colin just wants to give those to him not matter what, alright?
Word Count: 1,673 (I CAN DO SHORT FIC. DAMMIT.)
Warnings: UNBETA'D, language, unprotected sex in a monogamous relationship, rough sex, crying during sex, choking on cock, finger, comeplay, some twisted sort of somnophilia and maybe some mild D/s? Maybe? I dunno. JUST. IT'S PORN AND IT HAPPENS AND FUCK, YOU GUYS, IT'S NAUGHTY.
Notes: So, apparently, it's international porn day? I don't know. All I know is that

slowdead was like, WRITE PORN and so I thought about how I was supposed to be writing other things but how it was stressing me out because plot is hard and then I thought about how my flist isn't having the best of days (I'm looking at you

leashy_bebes). So, I can't do anything from here but write porn to make it better. SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST READ SOME FLUFFY, BLOW JOB PORN AND GET AWAY FROM ME.

For you, flist. Eat your heart out.

( I hope this brightens your day )

Yeah. That happened.

Forgive me?

Title: Breeches
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Dirty talk, cock-worship, INSANE FILTHINESS, cock-slut!Merlin, blowjobs and I guess maybe MILD D/s... maybe? WHAT THE FUCK JUST READ IT.
Word count: 2,000
Summary: Arthur is driving Merlin to distraction WITH HIS CROTCH.
Author's Note:

eloquent_toast draws amazing porn and everytime she gives me a prompt that SUPPOSED TO BE COMMENT PORN, I end up with 2K+ of shameless porn. Because it's for

eloquent_toast there is mentions of FORESKIN and PUBIC HAIR and those things please her. THEY PLEASE HER. Oh god I need to stop typing.

( HERE BE THE FILTHY PORN )

Yeah. That happened. WHAT NOW FANDOM. WHAT NOW.

Title: Boyfriend
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bradley/Colin
Warnings: Dirty talk, beard!abuse, rimming (and all sorts of other naughty things), FLUFF and thinly veiled plot as a means to FILTHY FUCKING PORN.
Word count: 3,772
Summary: It's beard porn kids. I'm not sure what else to say.
Author's Note:

eloquent_toast draws amazing porn. I know. So, as a reward for drawing amazing porn I wrote her beard!porn. I hate Bradley's beard, so I got rid of it... with the power of Colin's dick. Obviously

A big thank you to

dreamdustmama for betaing.

( BEARD PORN )

THANK YOU ALL FOR READING THIS GRATUITOUS PORN. PLEASE STROKE MY EGO BY LEAVING ME COMMENTS.

Title: Method Acting (yeah, i call it living)
Author:

tourdefierce
Pairing: Bradley/Colin
Rating: R for language I guess.
Warnings: FLUFF. OMG THE FLUFF with a side-dish of angsty!Colin, who pines. Not beta'd so just deal with my commas. DEAL WITH THEM.
Word Count: 1,900ish
Summary: Colin angsts, Bradley is confused and there is making out in the rain.
Disclaimer: This is lies, obviously.
A/N: This is a gift for

sillyshy, who not only is one hot mother fucker but an amazing writer and artist. She drew for my

paperlegends fic Missed Connections (Glory, Glory, Holelelujah). She was also the most amazing friend during all my spastic moments. Darling, I hope you enjoy this. The prompt was: making out in the rain.

( For Lou! )

Remember to head over to her art post, found right here and lavish it with the attention it deserves.

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Entries tagged with styled-by-kittens hair inspires blowjobs

Fic: The Gift Boy (Arthur/Merlin), NC-17

Fic: My Roots Are Grown (And I Don't Know Where They Are), Bradley/Colin: NC-17

Fic: Breeches (Merlin/Arthur, NC-17)

Boyfriend, Bradley/Colin: NC-17

Fic: Method Acting (yeah, i call it living)

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