This is the most delicious crack to ever crack. Suitporn is my (notreallythat)new kink.

Also, I'm pretty sure you could commit murder because of THAT FACE, and no jury on earth could convict you, because FACE!

... But don't test that theory, I'm really pretty sure it's not actually accurate at all and you would go to jail where they don't let you write delicious crack suitporn. And that's bad.