Fic: Breeches (Merlin/Arthur, NC-17)

Title: Breeches
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Dirty talk, cock-worship, INSANE FILTHINESS, cock-slut!Merlin, blowjobs and I guess maybe MILD D/s... maybe? WHAT THE FUCK JUST READ IT.
Word count: 2,000
Summary: Arthur is driving Merlin to distraction WITH HIS CROTCH.
Author's Note: eloquent_toast draws amazing porn and everytime she gives me a prompt that SUPPOSED TO BE COMMENT PORN, I end up with 2K+ of shameless porn. Because it's for eloquent_toast there is mentions of FORESKIN and PUBIC HAIR and those things please her. THEY PLEASE HER. Oh god I need to stop typing.

( HERE BE THE FILTHY PORN )

Yeah. That happened. WHAT NOW FANDOM. WHAT NOW.

Two ficlets: Arthur/Merlin PG and Arthur/Merlin NC-17

Title: Magical Healing
Summary: Arthur gets sick and Merlin takes care of him.
Word Count: 1,000ish
Warnings: Language maybe? I dunno. Serious fluff.
Rating: PGish
Notes: For shadecat.

( FLUFF IS SO FLUFFY THAT MY FACE KIND OF HURTS )

Title: Bookshop AU
Summary: Gwaine meets Merlin and then there is public sex but Gwaine is hardly involved and he's super sad about it.
Word Count: 1,700ish
Warnings: SEX. PUBLIC SEX. VOYEURISM. DIRTY TALK. So much porn.
Rating: NC-17
Notes: For ravyn_ashling.

( PORN. BOOKS AND SO MUCH FUCKING PORN. )

I wrote those back to back. I know. I'm not sure where my mind is. PORN. FLUFF. PORN. FLUFF. What does it all mean?

I dunno. Mother fucking double rainbow, betches.