Fic: Oh, What Big Hands You Have! (Esca/Marcus, NC-17)

Title: Oh, What Big Hands You Have!
Pairing: Esca/Marcus
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,500
Warning: Hipster!AU, light spanking, really rough sex, drug use, intoxication, language, sex and LGBTQ language and culture. (If f*gg*t is a trigger for you, it's used in this fic but not as a derogatory term. ♥)
Summary: Esca is a fucking hipster, he owns this fucking town and he's looking to get fucked and wear a cardigan. Holla.
Author's Notes: Um. I AM NOT IN EAGLE FANDOM. This is for my flist, which is full of amazing people who love The Eagle, bb!Bell and Channing's hands. I GIVE THIS TO YOU. Many thanks to lolafeist for the quick-fire beta of this ridiculous excuse for porn.

ENJOY BITCHES.

( HIPSTER ESCA IS A FUCKING HIPSTER )

YOU ARE ALL FILTHY ENABLERS AND I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO MOLEST YOU ALL.

Fic: Frankie Says (Get Your Shit Together, You Emotionally Constipated Jackass), Eames/Arthur (NC-17

Title: Frankie Says (Get Your Shit Together, You Emotionally Constipated Jackass)
Rating: NC-17
Author: tourdefierce
Word Count: 4,000
Warnings: Cursing, Sex, Violence, Fluff, Crack/Humor, Extreme stereotyping and Ariadne being awesome at all things.
Summary: Eames learns that Arthur knows how to say Slurpee in French... among other things.
Author's Notes: This fic was written for i_reversebang and I had a lovely artists, katy_romance, who requested French!Arthur. Thanks to sabriel75 and samsamtastic for all their betaing and encouragement. Also, roflolmaomg doesn't suck at helpin' a sister out.

As a disclaimer goes, I'm an American and know nothing about anything but Slurpees and Ellen Page's nipples. All jest about nations is made without malicious intensions.

Click here for NWS art and please leave her some feedback on her lovely, really fantastic art. ♥


( bulldogs, slurpees and sex: do the body good. )