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tourdefierceI have accomplished several things today.
Be jealous.
1. Beta'd a fic for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
redshoeson
2. Beta'd a fic forluvscharlie
3. Got my![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
hallowedmoments fic back from Shannon and is now SQUEEING over it and can not wait for posting to start on the 21st. You guess should definitely put it on your flist to read. There are going to be some really great stories turning up.
4. I completely FIVE entries in_starcrossed_ gift journal.
5. Posted myrs_games fics from round one, on remusxsirius.
6. Watched an insane amount of Jens Voigt videos.
7. Completely several memes (see later in this insanely long post).
8. Squeed and unhealthy amount about the ficmadeyemax and I have sent to the beta. Oh yes. Once you read it, you will realize how amazing it is. Not that I'm tooting my own horn or anything. madeyemax wrote most of it anyway.
9. Thought about writing cracktastic fic on either A) cyclists or B) creating a crack!ficathon
10. Got new icons. Muhahaha. *needs more icons*
How was everyone's weekend?
I got plastered Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. Thursday night was pretty unexciting. Friday I met a boy and then groped/snogged with him in front of my friends house for like an hour. He's kind of a creeper but he may be nice. We'll see. I haven't been sending the best signals towards him. Woops. I did get wounded in my stupor. Last night, I partied with rich bitches, ahd several (drunken) conversations with the cops, frolicked away from the cops, slept with Steve and then managed to fuck up my shin pretty badly. Bah. Mostly, a very successfuly weekend. Full of debauchery, smex, tequila, vodka and beer. The new MicUltra with raspberry pomagrante is yummy for people who don't like light beer (me), but don't want to drink a million darker beers.
Some final offerings and bids over atlivelongnmarry. My offer is HERE. Go bid or pimp the bid.
weasley_fest and percyficathon both had lovely posts this weekend. And the second round of posting started at rs_games.
Recs under the cut-freudian_fuckup has a wonderful series called Very Bad Things. It has some really great R/S characterization.
introject has some lovely art called The Reply. It's AS/S and I think it's really pretty.
Percy/Oliver smex with kilts is HERE.
And now I will complete memes!!
STOLEN FROMluvscharlie
10 Fictional Men I'd Like to Shag (In no particular order)
1. Charlie Weasley
2. Mr. Darcy, Pride and Prejudice
3. Inspector John Rebeus
4. Harry Potter
5. Remus Lupin
6. Warick Brown, CSI Las Vegas
7. Fox Mulder, The X-files
8. Wesley Gibson, Wanted Movie
9. James 'Jim' Williams, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
10. Tyler Durden (both of them), Fight Club
10 Fictional Women I'd like to Shag (In no particular order)
1. Ginny Weasley
2. Dana Scully, The X-files
3. Elizabeth Bennet, Pride and Prejudice
4. Fox, Wanted Movie
5. Elphaba, Wicked
6. Angelina Johnson
7. Marla Singer, Fight Club
8. Dylan (Cate Blanchet), I'm Not There
9. Domino Harvey, Domino Movie
10. Lily Potter
STOLEN FROM [Bad username or site: lovin'_torture @ livejournal.com]
1. I have a phobia of slimey lettuce, my food touching when I'm eating and being late.
2. I get irritated by my friend's hobby which is smokin' weed.
3. I am often heard saying cunt; this is because I'm a feminist.
4. My wish is to find someone to co-sign my loan with me so I can go to school.
5. I always tend to sleep with inappropriate people.
6. I hate myself when I am late.
7. The thing/question I'd want to say to Einstein, is what was up with that hair?
8. The weirdest dream I have had was: I dunno. I have a lot of weird dreams. I had one a couple of days ago about "being" Harry Potter.
9. My motto is GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
10. The most painful thing is this long ass journal entry.
STOLEN FROMluvscharlie
QUESTION SET #1
If you’re younger than the age of the year-marks below list what you predict the answer WILL be by then.
Year 0 - Where were you born?
Knoxville, TN
Year 1 - Where were you living when you were 1 year old?
Same as above.
Year 1 - Did you live with just 1 parent or with 2?
Both parents.
Year 2 - Were your parents still a couple when you were two?
Yes and still are now.
Year 3 – Did you have any siblings born after you yet?
Yes, one brother three years my junior.
Year 5 – Did you go to Preschool?
I was in kindergarten at five.
Year 8 – Where were you living this year?
Powell, TN
Year 13 – Puberty was sometime in the recent years, what was your sexual orientation by now?
Heterosexual and really interested in boys.
Year 21 – You’re old enough to legally drink. Is this the first year of drinking?
Yes.
Year 34 – Do you still have to go to your parents for help financially?
As I am a year younger than this, I'm not answering-- Yes, I'm supposed to answer; no, I'm not going to.
Year 55 – Are your parents still alive?
Probably.
Year 89 – Are YOU still alive?
I hope so.
Year 143 – Do you have descendants still around? Has your gene-pool continued?
Well, I have a daughter and plan to have more children, so I hope so.
QUESTION SET #2
The following questions are related to the number and material things.
0 – Do you have an income?
Sometimes
1 – Have you held a job for longer than one year?
No
1 – Have you had more than one job?
Yeah
2 – Have you held a job for longer than two years?
Nah.
3 – Have you ever made more than 30,000 a year?
Lol. No
5 – Have you ever made more than 50,000 a year?
LOL. No.
8 – Have you ever held a job for longer than eight years?
No.
13 – Have you ever saved up 13 days of paid time off?
No.
21 – Have you ever won a large sum of money playing cards?
I won $80 once.
34 – Have you ever owned a car worth more than $34,000?
No.
55 – Assuming you wanted to get married; would you be willing to spend $5,500 on your wedding?
Sure. It's not a big deal to me, I do need an open bar though and a kick ass band.
89 – Have you ever owned a home worth more than $89,000?
I lease one.
143 – Worth more than $143,000?
No.
QUESTION SET #3
Fibonacci Sex Questions
0 – Are you a virgin?
No.
1 – Are you monogamous?
Generally speaking, no. But I don't make a habit of cheating on people. It's happened before but not for a couple of years.
1 – Do you masturbate at least periodically (say at minimum once a month)?
Yes. Everyone does.
2 – Have you ever had sex twice in one day?
Yes
3 – Have you ever been in a threesome?
Yes.
5 – Have you ever had five orgasms in a 24 hour period?
Yes
8 – Have you had more than 8 lovers?
Yes.
13 – More than 13?
Yes. [This happens when you hit for both sides, the numbers pile up.]
21 – Ever have sex when you were legally drunk?
I don't really do sober sex.
34 – Do you look forward to your female spouse hitting her thirties sexually? Or, if you’re a woman are you looking forward to the sexual changes at this stage?
Yes and yes.
55 – Do you think you’ll still be having sex at this age?
Oh Lord I hope so.
89 – The sum of these two digits is 17, were you still a virgin at that age?
No.
143 – Have you spent more than this over the course your life on any combination of condoms, sex toys or porn?
Yes, how could someone not?
Well, now that I've wasted my time and yours...
HAPPY MONDAY! And good luck to Jens Voigt and the boys on the mountains tomorrow, it's going to be tough but I believe in you *squeezes her cyclists*.
Be jealous.
1. Beta'd a fic for
redshoeson2. Beta'd a fic for
luvscharlie3. Got my
hallowedmoments fic back from Shannon and is now SQUEEING over it and can not wait for posting to start on the 21st. You guess should definitely put it on your flist to read. There are going to be some really great stories turning up. 4. I completely FIVE entries in
_starcrossed_ gift journal.5. Posted my
rs_games fics from round one, on remusxsirius. 6. Watched an insane amount of Jens Voigt videos.
7. Completely several memes (see later in this insanely long post).
8. Squeed and unhealthy amount about the fic
madeyemax and I have sent to the beta. Oh yes. Once you read it, you will realize how amazing it is. Not that I'm tooting my own horn or anything. madeyemax wrote most of it anyway.9. Thought about writing cracktastic fic on either A) cyclists or B) creating a crack!ficathon
10. Got new icons. Muhahaha. *needs more icons*
How was everyone's weekend?
I got plastered Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. Thursday night was pretty unexciting. Friday I met a boy and then groped/snogged with him in front of my friends house for like an hour. He's kind of a creeper but he may be nice. We'll see. I haven't been sending the best signals towards him. Woops. I did get wounded in my stupor. Last night, I partied with rich bitches, ahd several (drunken) conversations with the cops, frolicked away from the cops, slept with Steve and then managed to fuck up my shin pretty badly. Bah. Mostly, a very successfuly weekend. Full of debauchery, smex, tequila, vodka and beer. The new MicUltra with raspberry pomagrante is yummy for people who don't like light beer (me), but don't want to drink a million darker beers.
Some final offerings and bids over at
livelongnmarry. My offer is HERE. Go bid or pimp the bid.weasley_fest and percyficathon both had lovely posts this weekend. And the second round of posting started at rs_games. Recs under the cut-
freudian_fuckup has a wonderful series called Very Bad Things. It has some really great R/S characterization. introject has some lovely art called The Reply. It's AS/S and I think it's really pretty. Percy/Oliver smex with kilts is HERE.
And now I will complete memes!!
STOLEN FROM
luvscharlie10 Fictional Men I'd Like to Shag (In no particular order)
1. Charlie Weasley
2. Mr. Darcy, Pride and Prejudice
3. Inspector John Rebeus
4. Harry Potter
5. Remus Lupin
6. Warick Brown, CSI Las Vegas
7. Fox Mulder, The X-files
8. Wesley Gibson, Wanted Movie
9. James 'Jim' Williams, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
10. Tyler Durden (both of them), Fight Club
10 Fictional Women I'd like to Shag (In no particular order)
1. Ginny Weasley
2. Dana Scully, The X-files
3. Elizabeth Bennet, Pride and Prejudice
4. Fox, Wanted Movie
5. Elphaba, Wicked
6. Angelina Johnson
7. Marla Singer, Fight Club
8. Dylan (Cate Blanchet), I'm Not There
9. Domino Harvey, Domino Movie
10. Lily Potter
STOLEN FROM [Bad username or site: lovin'_torture @ livejournal.com]
1. I have a phobia of slimey lettuce, my food touching when I'm eating and being late.
2. I get irritated by my friend's hobby which is smokin' weed.
3. I am often heard saying cunt; this is because I'm a feminist.
4. My wish is to find someone to co-sign my loan with me so I can go to school.
5. I always tend to sleep with inappropriate people.
6. I hate myself when I am late.
7. The thing/question I'd want to say to Einstein, is what was up with that hair?
8. The weirdest dream I have had was: I dunno. I have a lot of weird dreams. I had one a couple of days ago about "being" Harry Potter.
9. My motto is GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
10. The most painful thing is this long ass journal entry.
STOLEN FROM
luvscharlieQUESTION SET #1
If you’re younger than the age of the year-marks below list what you predict the answer WILL be by then.
Year 0 - Where were you born?
Knoxville, TN
Year 1 - Where were you living when you were 1 year old?
Same as above.
Year 1 - Did you live with just 1 parent or with 2?
Both parents.
Year 2 - Were your parents still a couple when you were two?
Yes and still are now.
Year 3 – Did you have any siblings born after you yet?
Yes, one brother three years my junior.
Year 5 – Did you go to Preschool?
I was in kindergarten at five.
Year 8 – Where were you living this year?
Powell, TN
Year 13 – Puberty was sometime in the recent years, what was your sexual orientation by now?
Heterosexual and really interested in boys.
Year 21 – You’re old enough to legally drink. Is this the first year of drinking?
Yes.
Year 34 – Do you still have to go to your parents for help financially?
As I am a year younger than this, I'm not answering-- Yes, I'm supposed to answer; no, I'm not going to.
Year 55 – Are your parents still alive?
Probably.
Year 89 – Are YOU still alive?
I hope so.
Year 143 – Do you have descendants still around? Has your gene-pool continued?
Well, I have a daughter and plan to have more children, so I hope so.
QUESTION SET #2
The following questions are related to the number and material things.
0 – Do you have an income?
Sometimes
1 – Have you held a job for longer than one year?
No
1 – Have you had more than one job?
Yeah
2 – Have you held a job for longer than two years?
Nah.
3 – Have you ever made more than 30,000 a year?
Lol. No
5 – Have you ever made more than 50,000 a year?
LOL. No.
8 – Have you ever held a job for longer than eight years?
No.
13 – Have you ever saved up 13 days of paid time off?
No.
21 – Have you ever won a large sum of money playing cards?
I won $80 once.
34 – Have you ever owned a car worth more than $34,000?
No.
55 – Assuming you wanted to get married; would you be willing to spend $5,500 on your wedding?
Sure. It's not a big deal to me, I do need an open bar though and a kick ass band.
89 – Have you ever owned a home worth more than $89,000?
I lease one.
143 – Worth more than $143,000?
No.
QUESTION SET #3
Fibonacci Sex Questions
0 – Are you a virgin?
No.
1 – Are you monogamous?
Generally speaking, no. But I don't make a habit of cheating on people. It's happened before but not for a couple of years.
1 – Do you masturbate at least periodically (say at minimum once a month)?
Yes. Everyone does.
2 – Have you ever had sex twice in one day?
Yes
3 – Have you ever been in a threesome?
Yes.
5 – Have you ever had five orgasms in a 24 hour period?
Yes
8 – Have you had more than 8 lovers?
Yes.
13 – More than 13?
Yes. [This happens when you hit for both sides, the numbers pile up.]
21 – Ever have sex when you were legally drunk?
I don't really do sober sex.
34 – Do you look forward to your female spouse hitting her thirties sexually? Or, if you’re a woman are you looking forward to the sexual changes at this stage?
Yes and yes.
55 – Do you think you’ll still be having sex at this age?
Oh Lord I hope so.
89 – The sum of these two digits is 17, were you still a virgin at that age?
No.
143 – Have you spent more than this over the course your life on any combination of condoms, sex toys or porn?
Yes, how could someone not?
Well, now that I've wasted my time and yours...
HAPPY MONDAY! And good luck to Jens Voigt and the boys on the mountains tomorrow, it's going to be tough but I believe in you *squeezes her cyclists*.
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Date: 2008-07-14 01:16 pm (UTC)*has small panic attack at sheer volume of things due in six days*
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Date: 2008-07-14 04:16 pm (UTC)AMEN TO THAT. i may have to do that meme just so i can steal that answer and use it as mine. b/c it's so frigging true.
sounds like you had a stellar weekend! mine was very low-key in comparison [i needed the off-time, heh]. i will now browse through the r/s fic you recced :D thanks babe!
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Date: 2008-08-14 12:07 am (UTC)Dear
Since I have been unable to successfully send you your banners via email for an unknown and highly frustrating reason, I have uploaded your gift banners to the
Below you will find the contents of the original email I sent you with the details as to whom you should credit for the banners.
Sincerely,
AKA:
Dear loony4lupin,
The reveals are up and we have now reached the end of the First Annual Weasley Fest!
As a token of my appreciation for your participation and for serving as a pinch-hitter, please accept these banners honoring your contributions to the fest!
I ask that when you display your "Fridays" banner, please be sure to credit maria_abagnale for contributing the artwork. For the banner for "The Long Way Home", credit for the artwork should go to seviet. I also ask that you please credit jo_ron for making your Weasley Fest banners.
Thank you very much for joining us in the celebration, and I hope to see you next year!
Sincerely,
star54kar,
AKA: weasley_festmod