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Title: Eames' Fucking Ace Plan or How Eames Finally Conned Arthur into Sleeping With Him
Rating: R to NC-17 (There isn't any detailed smut. There I've warned you.)
Summary: Eames has feelings, there is a Five Step Plan (where Eames is awesome) and Arthur just fucking rolls with it.
Word Count: 2,500
Warnings:Slight crack, violence, language, some sexy times, Eames in general, casual treatment of sexual harassment and stalking (both of which are serious business in real-life, ok?)
Notes: Um. What? I know. I write something experimental for my first Inception fic and then I write this. I dunno guys, I'm fucked up. This is for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fakebody, who asked for Eames/Arthur and this is what I came up with. You guys, this is obviously all your faults. I should be working on my SUPER-SERIOUS-INCEPTION!fic but instead, I'm writing this. Deal with it.
( Yusuf is also kind of a sweet deal in this )
Riiight. I know. I go from pretentiousness to this. If I knew how to make one of them stop, you know I totally would. I blame Tom Hardy's chubby this face. HIS FACE GUYS. *points to icon* HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE.
Rating: R to NC-17 (There isn't any detailed smut. There I've warned you.)
Summary: Eames has feelings, there is a Five Step Plan (where Eames is awesome) and Arthur just fucking rolls with it.
Word Count: 2,500
Warnings:
Notes: Um. What? I know. I write something experimental for my first Inception fic and then I write this. I dunno guys, I'm fucked up. This is for
fakebody, who asked for Eames/Arthur and this is what I came up with. You guys, this is obviously all your faults. I should be working on my SUPER-SERIOUS-INCEPTION!fic but instead, I'm writing this. Deal with it. ( Yusuf is also kind of a sweet deal in this )
Riiight. I know. I go from pretentiousness to this. If I knew how to make one of them stop, you know I totally would. I blame Tom Hardy's chubby this face. HIS FACE GUYS. *points to icon* HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE.
Title: Magical Healing
Summary: Arthur gets sick and Merlin takes care of him.
Word Count: 1,000ish
Warnings: Language maybe? I dunno. Serious fluff.
Rating: PGish
Notes: Forshadecat.
( FLUFF IS SO FLUFFY THAT MY FACE KIND OF HURTS )
Title: Bookshop AU
Summary: Gwaine meets Merlin and then there is public sex but Gwaine is hardly involved and he's super sad about it.
Word Count: 1,700ish
Warnings: SEX. PUBLIC SEX. VOYEURISM. DIRTY TALK. So much porn.
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Forravyn_ashling.
( PORN. BOOKS AND SO MUCH FUCKING PORN. )
I wrote those back to back. I know. I'm not sure where my mind is. PORN. FLUFF. PORN. FLUFF. What does it all mean?
I dunno. Mother fucking double rainbow, betches.
Summary: Arthur gets sick and Merlin takes care of him.
Word Count: 1,000ish
Warnings: Language maybe? I dunno. Serious fluff.
Rating: PGish
Notes: For
shadecat.( FLUFF IS SO FLUFFY THAT MY FACE KIND OF HURTS )
Title: Bookshop AU
Summary: Gwaine meets Merlin and then there is public sex but Gwaine is hardly involved and he's super sad about it.
Word Count: 1,700ish
Warnings: SEX. PUBLIC SEX. VOYEURISM. DIRTY TALK. So much porn.
Rating: NC-17
Notes: For
ravyn_ashling.( PORN. BOOKS AND SO MUCH FUCKING PORN. )
I wrote those back to back. I know. I'm not sure where my mind is. PORN. FLUFF. PORN. FLUFF. What does it all mean?
I dunno. Mother fucking double rainbow, betches.
Fic: Breeches (Merlin/Arthur, NC-17)
Jan. 9th, 2011 01:15 pmTitle: Breeches
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Dirty talk, cock-worship, INSANE FILTHINESS, cock-slut!Merlin, blowjobs and I guess maybe MILD D/s... maybe? WHAT THE FUCK JUST READ IT.
Word count: 2,000
Summary: Arthur is driving Merlin to distraction WITH HIS CROTCH.
Author's Note:eloquent_toast draws amazing porn and everytime she gives me a prompt that SUPPOSED TO BE COMMENT PORN, I end up with 2K+ of shameless porn. Because it's for eloquent_toast there is mentions of FORESKIN and PUBIC HAIR and those things please her. THEY PLEASE HER. Oh god I need to stop typing.
( HERE BE THE FILTHY PORN )
Yeah. That happened. WHAT NOW FANDOM. WHAT NOW.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Dirty talk, cock-worship, INSANE FILTHINESS, cock-slut!Merlin, blowjobs and I guess maybe MILD D/s... maybe? WHAT THE FUCK JUST READ IT.
Word count: 2,000
Summary: Arthur is driving Merlin to distraction WITH HIS CROTCH.
Author's Note:
eloquent_toast draws amazing porn and everytime she gives me a prompt that SUPPOSED TO BE COMMENT PORN, I end up with 2K+ of shameless porn. Because it's for eloquent_toast there is mentions of FORESKIN and PUBIC HAIR and those things please her. THEY PLEASE HER. Oh god I need to stop typing. ( HERE BE THE FILTHY PORN )
Yeah. That happened. WHAT NOW FANDOM. WHAT NOW.
Fic: ineffable (Eames/Arthur, Rish)
Jan. 3rd, 2011 10:43 amTitle: ineffable.
Author:tourdefierce
Rating: P for pretentious (R for language)
Fandom: Inception (oh god why)
Disclaimer: I don't own Inception and I'm not making any money.
Summary: This is a character study. This is a story about kissing.
Word Count: 1,200ish.
Warning: Language, dream/reality weirdness, gobs of pretentiousness, post-modernism
Pairing: Eames/Arthur, Eames gen
Author's notes: Um, okay. Well, I was in a weird mood. Probably because I was wearing a stripped gray and white button and little else whenroflolmaomg emailed me for making out fic and next thing I know, I'm abandoning everything I'm doing to write this little ficlet that makes little sense and is all... well, it's all very Samuel Beckett goes gay and has lots of fucking feelings. You should probably listen to "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" while you read this. NOT EVEN JOKING. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE. Obviously, if you've made it this far then you should be given some sort of award.
Oh inception fandom, you fucking slay me. This is my first fic. I ALSO HAVE SOME FEELINGS ABOUT THIS AND I WILL SHARE/COMPLAIN/ANGST MY HEART OUT LATER. But they look a lot like this:
right? RIGHT? Oh god. Why am I even still typing right now?
"The truth is, I never left you. All through my wild days, my mad existence, I kept my promise—don't keep your distance."--Evita (like a boss) singing (like a boss) about feelings (like a boss)
( ARE YOU STILL READING? WHY? RUN. )
The things I write in the name of gwen. This is my own little corner in the box of shame.
Author:
tourdefierceRating: P for pretentious (R for language)
Fandom: Inception (oh god why)
Disclaimer: I don't own Inception and I'm not making any money.
Summary: This is a character study. This is a story about kissing.
Word Count: 1,200ish.
Warning: Language, dream/reality weirdness, gobs of pretentiousness, post-modernism
Pairing: Eames/Arthur, Eames gen
Author's notes: Um, okay. Well, I was in a weird mood. Probably because I was wearing a stripped gray and white button and little else when
roflolmaomg emailed me for making out fic and next thing I know, I'm abandoning everything I'm doing to write this little ficlet that makes little sense and is all... well, it's all very Samuel Beckett goes gay and has lots of fucking feelings. You should probably listen to "Don't Cry For Me Argentina" while you read this. NOT EVEN JOKING. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE. Obviously, if you've made it this far then you should be given some sort of award. Oh inception fandom, you fucking slay me. This is my first fic. I ALSO HAVE SOME FEELINGS ABOUT THIS AND I WILL SHARE/COMPLAIN/ANGST MY HEART OUT LATER. But they look a lot like this:
right? RIGHT? Oh god. Why am I even still typing right now?
"The truth is, I never left you. All through my wild days, my mad existence, I kept my promise—don't keep your distance."--Evita (like a boss) singing (like a boss) about feelings (like a boss)
The things I write in the name of gwen. This is my own little corner in the box of shame.
Fic: King of Queens (Merlin/Arthur); PG-13
Dec. 1st, 2010 03:29 pmTitle: King of Queens
Author:tourdefierce
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Fluff, so much fluff that your eyes might melt of it. Un-beta'd. Mention of non-sexual Arthur/Gwen and future!fic
Word Count: 1,856
Summary: King Arthur is throwing a fit.
Disclaimer: This is lies, obviously.
A/N: Forthisissirius for the picture under the cut and whom I promised to write pouty!Arthur.
( King of Queens )
Author:
tourdefiercePairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Fluff, so much fluff that your eyes might melt of it. Un-beta'd. Mention of non-sexual Arthur/Gwen and future!fic
Word Count: 1,856
Summary: King Arthur is throwing a fit.
Disclaimer: This is lies, obviously.
A/N: For
thisissirius for the picture under the cut and whom I promised to write pouty!Arthur. ( King of Queens )
Fic: Fall From Grace Masterpost
Nov. 22nd, 2010 07:23 pmTitle: Fall From Grace
Author:tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Magic!sex, Merlin/OMCs, language, descriptions of starvation, meta!Merlin
Word Count:20K
Disclaimer: I own nothing and I make nothing.
Prompt:nyargles asked for: Canon era, the harvest that year hasn't done very well. Arthur's worried about his people, and Merlin's worried about Arthur. Insert Merlin!magic.
Summary: The heat of summer won't leave and it's up to Merlin to help or Camelot's citizens might starve. Set in the year between Season 2 and Season 3.
Notes: Thanks to the talentedblameitonmerlin, who is a gloriously fabulous beta.
(Part One) (Part Two)
Author:
tourdefierceRating: NC-17
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Magic!sex, Merlin/OMCs, language, descriptions of starvation, meta!Merlin
Word Count:20K
Disclaimer: I own nothing and I make nothing.
Prompt:
nyargles asked for: Canon era, the harvest that year hasn't done very well. Arthur's worried about his people, and Merlin's worried about Arthur. Insert Merlin!magic. Summary: The heat of summer won't leave and it's up to Merlin to help or Camelot's citizens might starve. Set in the year between Season 2 and Season 3.
Notes: Thanks to the talented
blameitonmerlin, who is a gloriously fabulous beta. FIC: Heartbeats, Merlin/Arthur (NC-17)
Nov. 21st, 2010 09:31 pmAuthor/Artist: tourdefierce
Title: Heartbeats
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Being a medical student is hard. Puns totally intended.
Warnings (if any): Modern!AU, sex, slight medical kink, bottom!Arthur
Total word count: 5,443
Original prompt number: Number 43
Disclaimer: This story/artwork is based on characters and situations created and owned by the BBC and Shine TV. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's/artist's notes (if any): Please enjoy this nugget of porn. Some of you, yes you, will enjoy this more than others.
Beta(s):syrosis, who is fucking hot and I adore. As well as vivitchi for her illustrious knowledge in all things English and grammar-tastic. Without them, this fic would be littered with misplaced commas and Americanisms. Any lasting mistakes are my own. *Written for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
merlin_muses
( Heartbeats )
tourdefierceTitle: Heartbeats
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Being a medical student is hard. Puns totally intended.
Warnings (if any): Modern!AU, sex, slight medical kink, bottom!Arthur
Total word count: 5,443
Original prompt number: Number 43
Disclaimer: This story/artwork is based on characters and situations created and owned by the BBC and Shine TV. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Author's/artist's notes (if any): Please enjoy this nugget of porn. Some of you, yes you, will enjoy this more than others.
Beta(s):
syrosis, who is fucking hot and I adore. As well as vivitchi for her illustrious knowledge in all things English and grammar-tastic. Without them, this fic would be littered with misplaced commas and Americanisms. Any lasting mistakes are my own. *Written for merlin_muses( Heartbeats )
Boyfriend, Bradley/Colin: NC-17
Nov. 4th, 2010 07:39 pmTitle: Boyfriend
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bradley/Colin
Warnings: Dirty talk, beard!abuse, rimming (and all sorts of other naughty things), FLUFF and thinly veiled plot as a means to FILTHY FUCKING PORN.
Word count: 3,772
Summary: It's beard porn kids. I'm not sure what else to say.
Author's Note:eloquent_toast draws amazing porn. I know. So, as a reward for drawing amazing porn I wrote her beard!porn. I hate Bradley's beard, so I got rid of it... with the power of Colin's dick. Obviously
A big thank you todreamdustmama for betaing.
( BEARD PORN )
THANK YOU ALL FOR READING THIS GRATUITOUS PORN. PLEASE STROKE MY EGO BY LEAVING ME COMMENTS.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Bradley/Colin
Warnings: Dirty talk, beard!abuse, rimming (and all sorts of other naughty things), FLUFF and thinly veiled plot as a means to FILTHY FUCKING PORN.
Word count: 3,772
Summary: It's beard porn kids. I'm not sure what else to say.
Author's Note:
eloquent_toast draws amazing porn. I know. So, as a reward for drawing amazing porn I wrote her beard!porn. I hate Bradley's beard, so I got rid of it... with the power of Colin's dick. ObviouslyA big thank you to
dreamdustmama for betaing. ( BEARD PORN )
Tags:
- bradley james is a filthy bottom,
- bradley james: dat ass,
- bradley's face is silly,
- colin has yummy ears,
- colin's cheekbones make me come,
- dirty talk wets my knickers,
- fingerbanging-fingerlickin' good,
- gift,
- nc-17,
- pimping,
- rimming is always the answer,
- styled-by-kittens hair inspires blowjobs,
- unicorns-rainbows-strap ons
shark (ghost of a shark). karl/chris.
Nov. 1st, 2010 01:36 pmTitle: shark (ghost of a shark)
Author:tourdefierce
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Karl/Chris, slight Chris/Zach but mostly Chris/Zach-friendship.
Word Count: 15,500ish
Summary: A queer bildungsroman.
Warnings: Language, sex, pretentious literary references galore, pot smoking, poetry and LGBTQ theory.
Art: The lovelyspurtle has made beautiful art to go along with her fanmix, which can be found right here! Please remember to leave her feedback because she's wonderful.
Beta: I can't thankthalialunacy enough for being so patient with my comma abuse and the general amount of pretentiousness this story contains. I adore her. This story would be nothing without her.
Author's Notes: This story started out as a gift forroflolmaomg (as she beta'd my paperlegends epic) and turned into a monster. First and foremost, I hope that she enjoys it. If you recognize any of the lines, they are not mine and they belong to Richard Siken. Special attention is paid to Proust, Kafka, Plath, Woolf, Faulkner and dozen of other prolific authors. The title is from Tom McRae's song "Ghost of a Shark".
(Part One) (Part Two)
(Art/Mix)
Author:
tourdefierceRating: NC-17
Pairing: Karl/Chris, slight Chris/Zach but mostly Chris/Zach-friendship.
Word Count: 15,500ish
Summary: A queer bildungsroman.
Warnings: Language, sex, pretentious literary references galore, pot smoking, poetry and LGBTQ theory.
Art: The lovely
spurtle has made beautiful art to go along with her fanmix, which can be found right here! Please remember to leave her feedback because she's wonderful.Beta: I can't thank
thalialunacy enough for being so patient with my comma abuse and the general amount of pretentiousness this story contains. I adore her. This story would be nothing without her.Author's Notes: This story started out as a gift for
roflolmaomg (as she beta'd my paperlegends epic) and turned into a monster. First and foremost, I hope that she enjoys it. If you recognize any of the lines, they are not mine and they belong to Richard Siken. Special attention is paid to Proust, Kafka, Plath, Woolf, Faulkner and dozen of other prolific authors. The title is from Tom McRae's song "Ghost of a Shark".(Art/Mix)
Title: King of Hearts
Rating: PG-13 (Or R if you are sensitive to language)
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Angst heavy, language, destiny-fuckery, not beta'd
Word count: 700ish.
Author's Note: I'm writing this instead of death!fic. I know. I'm feeling shitty, the weather is gloomy, and I have a test tomorrow. Humor me.
( Follow the angst!whore )
Rawr. My inner lesbian rage is surfacing and I want it to go away. I'm getting a little sick. I'm missing things that are missing and it's raining.
Rating: PG-13 (Or R if you are sensitive to language)
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Warnings: Angst heavy, language, destiny-fuckery, not beta'd
Word count: 700ish.
Author's Note: I'm writing this instead of death!fic. I know. I'm feeling shitty, the weather is gloomy, and I have a test tomorrow. Humor me.
( Follow the angst!whore )
Rawr. My inner lesbian rage is surfacing and I want it to go away. I'm getting a little sick. I'm missing things that are missing and it's raining.
Fic: Give and Take (PG-13)
Oct. 5th, 2010 04:27 pmTitle: Give and Take
Author:tourdefierce
Pairing: Katie McGrath, Colin/Bradley
Rating: R for language I guess.
Warnings: Fluff, so much fluff that your eyes might melt of it. Un-beta'd
Word Count: 1,031
Summary: Katie McGrath is hot and loves to torture Bradley James. Obviously.
Disclaimer: This is lies, obviously.
A/N:auctorial helped me beta my paperlegends's fic and she gave me the prompt of Katie McGrath being hot for her thank-you fic. This is my ode to the power of Katie McGrath.
( BOOBS OF DOOM )
Author:
tourdefiercePairing: Katie McGrath, Colin/Bradley
Rating: R for language I guess.
Warnings: Fluff, so much fluff that your eyes might melt of it. Un-beta'd
Word Count: 1,031
Summary: Katie McGrath is hot and loves to torture Bradley James. Obviously.
Disclaimer: This is lies, obviously.
A/N:
auctorial helped me beta my paperlegends's fic and she gave me the prompt of Katie McGrath being hot for her thank-you fic. This is my ode to the power of Katie McGrath.( BOOBS OF DOOM )
Title: Method Acting (yeah, i call it living)
Author:tourdefierce
Pairing: Bradley/Colin
Rating: R for language I guess.
Warnings: FLUFF. OMG THE FLUFF with a side-dish of angsty!Colin, who pines. Not beta'd so just deal with my commas. DEAL WITH THEM.
Word Count: 1,900ish
Summary: Colin angsts, Bradley is confused and there is making out in the rain.
Disclaimer: This is lies, obviously.
A/N: This is a gift forsillyshy, who not only is one hot mother fucker but an amazing writer and artist. She drew for my paperlegends fic Missed Connections (Glory, Glory, Holelelujah). She was also the most amazing friend during all my spastic moments. Darling, I hope you enjoy this. The prompt was: making out in the rain.
( For Lou! )
Remember to head over to her art post, found right here and lavish it with the attention it deserves.
Author:
tourdefiercePairing: Bradley/Colin
Rating: R for language I guess.
Warnings: FLUFF. OMG THE FLUFF with a side-dish of angsty!Colin, who pines. Not beta'd so just deal with my commas. DEAL WITH THEM.
Word Count: 1,900ish
Summary: Colin angsts, Bradley is confused and there is making out in the rain.
Disclaimer: This is lies, obviously.
A/N: This is a gift for
sillyshy, who not only is one hot mother fucker but an amazing writer and artist. She drew for my paperlegends fic Missed Connections (Glory, Glory, Holelelujah). She was also the most amazing friend during all my spastic moments. Darling, I hope you enjoy this. The prompt was: making out in the rain.( For Lou! )
Remember to head over to her art post, found right here and lavish it with the attention it deserves.
Missed Connections: Master Post
Aug. 29th, 2010 05:35 pmTitle: Missed Connections (Glory, Glory, Holelelujah)
Author:tourdefierce
Word Count: 51,027
Summary: Glory-Hole Romantic Comedy. 'NUFF SAID PEOPLE.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Merlin/Arthur is the main pairing. There are no other explicit pairings.
Warnings: This is a self described glory-hole romantic comedy. It is an Modern-AU. There is sex, crack-comedy, mild drug use, magic shenanigans, cursing and some pretty epic true love. You've been warned.
Art: The lovely and multi-talentedsillyshy has done art for this monster of a fic. They can be found here at her posting. Please remember to leave feedback for her because she's beyond fabulous and these are so lovely.
Mix: Because I'm a huge dork, I've also made a mixtape. This mixtape can be found here. Please enjoy.
Podfic: This has been podficced by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif)
thisissisirus for podficbigbang. She is glorious. I love her. I don't deserve her. It can be found right the fuck here
Author's notes: I have so many people to thank.auctorial and roflolmaomg went beyond friendship and beta'd for me. They know I can't use grammar to save my life and I appreciate their devotion and scathing comments that made this not suck. roflolmaomg, sillyshy, eldee, nuclearsugars, samsamtastic and the lovely and supportive crew at paperpushers were beyond supportive. I can not thank you all enough for the kind words that you've poured my way to help me finish this fic. I've spent hours (all hours of the day/night) whining and texting roflolmaomg, days gchating nuclearsugars and many months of panicking over at paperpushers only to be supported by some of the most talented and sexy people in the whole internet. Fuck. Yes. You all rock.
&hearts Without further ado, please enjoy this Merlin bigbang that was written in conjunction with several amazing authors atpaperlegends. Please leave feedback! Seriously. Also, be sure to check out paperlegends to get links to all the other delicious fic. &hearts
(Part One.)(Part Two.)(Part Three.)(Part Four.)(Part Five.)(Part Six.)
(ART.)(Mixtape.)
Newly added: PODFIC bythisissirius: PODFIC
Author:
tourdefierce Word Count: 51,027
Summary: Glory-Hole Romantic Comedy. 'NUFF SAID PEOPLE.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Merlin/Arthur is the main pairing. There are no other explicit pairings.
Warnings: This is a self described glory-hole romantic comedy. It is an Modern-AU. There is sex, crack-comedy, mild drug use, magic shenanigans, cursing and some pretty epic true love. You've been warned.
Art: The lovely and multi-talented
sillyshy has done art for this monster of a fic. They can be found here at her posting. Please remember to leave feedback for her because she's beyond fabulous and these are so lovely. Mix: Because I'm a huge dork, I've also made a mixtape. This mixtape can be found here. Please enjoy.
Podfic: This has been podficced by
thisissisirus for podficbigbang. She is glorious. I love her. I don't deserve her. It can be found right the fuck hereAuthor's notes: I have so many people to thank.
auctorial and roflolmaomg went beyond friendship and beta'd for me. They know I can't use grammar to save my life and I appreciate their devotion roflolmaomg, sillyshy, eldee, nuclearsugars, samsamtastic and the lovely and supportive crew at paperpushers were beyond supportive. I can not thank you all enough for the kind words that you've poured my way to help me finish this fic. I've spent hours (all hours of the day/night) whining and texting roflolmaomg, days gchating nuclearsugars and many months of panicking over at paperpushers only to be supported by some of the most talented and sexy people in the whole internet. Fuck. Yes. You all rock. &hearts Without further ado, please enjoy this Merlin bigbang that was written in conjunction with several amazing authors at
paperlegends. Please leave feedback! Seriously. Also, be sure to check out paperlegends to get links to all the other delicious fic. &hearts(ART.)(Mixtape.)
Newly added: PODFIC by
thisissirius: PODFICMissed Connections: Part Six
Aug. 29th, 2010 05:22 pmThank you so much for reading! Please leave comments for me and my artist because this was a labor of love for both of us. Thank you all dearly!
